Headline Smasher

Congratulations!

Literal computer bugs in jail

Yay!

yIDaQo' umqu' ghot

"That's not meat, son. That's tofu! I pranked you so good!"

I really wanna know what his Juggalo name is

Honestly, I dunno, anitbot. Personally I think the one about Rick Perry taking time to get into ICP is way funnier

*burp*

Are they all wearing a single bikini? Wow.

As they say in that Big Little Dipper Dipper song, "Party like it's 1999 bottles of beer on the Wall Street Journal."

What is it and what are the other two?

Fantastic!

She should've gotten a goat

They are called...bitchcoins

Glad we're not killing people with cereal

This sounds more like a pretentious indie film than a newspaper headline, but it's still quite the title

I'm gonna assume this is about literal cowboys and not the football team

Congrats!

RIP

Nooo

:(

YAAAY!

She would know

Go home, Headline Smasher. You're drunk.

I wish I knew why this made me giggle

I want this movie now.

NO WAY

Accurate summary of Shaun of the Dead is accurate.

I think this sounds like some twee indie song title. I need to write it.

And it turns out only the word "ed" is new. Dang.

I'm gonna win this for sure!

I'm disappointed this doesn't exist yet.

This is more or less a real headline http://www.upworthy.com/is-google-evil-i-dont-know-lemme-google-it