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President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry
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Congratulations on the Dong
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The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks
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Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
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Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many
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Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide
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Try Not Being a Shithead
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If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here
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Click This for Almost Zero Dollars
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Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
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THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train
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Sex Was Invented by Donald Duck
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Elmo Won't Be Charged in 1945 Massacre
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Interview With a Sandwich
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U.S. Military Is Losing Patience With Reddit Memes
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Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult Than It Needs To Be
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Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes
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Fuck This Fucking Week
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Gays Have a New Spaceport
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Dramatic Footage From the the Dark Corners of My Pants
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So I Woke Up in Flames
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Disturbing Video Shows Vladimir Putin Is Walking Away From Something, It Looks Like a Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup Noodles
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Republican Worried That Care Bears Are Threatened , Not "Endangered"
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The New Doctor Who Gets Turned on by Farts
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Oooh, That's Gonna Leave a Mark Wahlberg
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This Cat Has a Nasty Anonymous Message Board Problem
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This Shirtless Hunk Wants to Carve Out Your Vertebrae
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19-Foot Python Breaks Into Woman's Car, Makes Off With $500 Stash of Doritos at Hempfest
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Canines of the Porn Industry
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Let's Talk About Poop More Often
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I Used to Be Obama's Pick for Ambassador to the Lonely
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Best Son Ever Finds Dad's Long-Lost Mustang, Surprises Him With a Nosebleed and Ends Up Actually Bombing Building
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Doctors Reflect on a Bagel
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The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
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Justin Bieber Sex Doll Ads Are Super Misleading (And Fairly Creepy)
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Help Help Oh God Richard Simmons What Are You Doing?
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Mitt Romney: Magic Man Who Knew About Cornbread
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High School Cheerleader Could Be Batman
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New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Masturbate
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Not Enough Parents Are Turning Children Into Witches