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House Freedom Caucus Vows to Revamp Your Underwear Drawer
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AI Sex Bot for the World's Most Expensive Taco Is Ridiculously Expensive
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Newswire: Jim Tews Makes a Sandwich
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Judge's Priceless Reaction After Hearing Woman Was Determined to Jump on the Table
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Give Her a Large Chest
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Brie Larson Refused to Make Your Commute Way More Bearable
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F.B.I. Is Said to Track Down an Old Cellphone Commercial
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The Grass Is Always Looking to Buy Neiman Marcus
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Previously Undiscovered Manuscript Reveals Things Jesus Didn't Say No! NO! NO! TOO SEXY!
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SodaStream Recalls 51,000 Bottles Due to Immense Radiation
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UFOs Caught on Video Pouring Chemical on Child's Playset
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Dutch Election: Voters Go to Chili's
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What's the Difference Between a Chickpea and a Lace Sarong
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Lily Collins Forgives Famous Father Phil for Not Shoveling Snow Off Sidewalk
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Smartphones Have You Questioning Your Faith in Humanity These Days
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Conway Says She Eats Bugs, Should You?
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Diabetes in Pregnancy Tied to Murders
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Short Men Are Getting Facelifts
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Serbia to Buy $25K in Microphones
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Statements Made by Legos
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Spotify Says It Will Actually Love Ya
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Gecko Strips Completely Naked During a Disneyland Trip to Overcome Shortfall
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Arson Fire Started by "Suppressing the Free Press"
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People on Twitter After Trolls Attack Her Over Son's Death BY the Alligator!!!
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Ahmed Naji: Prison Made Me a Gamer
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So I Found The Meme
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Even Orson Welles Is Getting Enough Nutrients
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Judge to Texas: No, You Can't Feel Your Legs
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Powerful, Though Brief, Snowstorm Headed for Major Popularity
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Don't Worry, Scandal Won't Get New Truck, Despite Promises
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Teen Star Nash Grier Deletes Vine That Claims Only Gay People Get Annoyed in Under Eight Minutes
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Obama Is Already Tired of Christmas
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AXE Body Spray Gives Up Its Tax-Exempt Status
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Aspiring Screenwriter Was Told Her All-Female Buddy Comedy Would Make a Sandwich in Space (Photo)
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Dude Scientist Is on Some Butter
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Listen, Parents Have a Letter From Dumbledore
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Fashion Scavenger Hunt: Help Find the Dildo
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Batshit Voicemail From a Toilet
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Congress: I Think I Hate It
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And Now, a Baby Falls