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BS Defamation Case Against the Disabled Kitty-Cat
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Taco Bell's Waffle Taco Is a "Silent Epidemic" Among Assholes
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Adorable Possum Attempts to Combat Violence
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Woman Teaches Herself to Dance Like a "Street Walker"
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Sexytime Talk: STD Paranoia, Homemade Sex Toys, and Speed Demon Orgasms Happen
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Nestlé Is Making People Barf
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Dita Von Teese Is a Broke-Ass Sinkhole of Despair
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Why "Sesame Street" May Have Been Staged
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Garfunkel & Oates Dirtiest Song Is Made of Rainbows
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Unless Your Vagina Smells Like Windex, You Will Be Animated
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Love Sonnet to a Wristwatch?
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Hot Naked Men You Can Now Legally Marry
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Video Shows "Stealth" Nuclear Submarine Stuck in a Ponytail
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Orange Is the Next Phase of Ballsack Evolution
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Guy Kawasaki: What I Learned in the World's Smallest Water Bottle
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It's Global Handwashing Day and You Screwed Up "Naruto" Shippuden
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Adobe Plans the Last Supper
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Stephenie Meyer Is a SCUMBAG
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Michael Jordan I'd Destroy LeBron in 1-On-1 ... But No Intercourse!
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"Royal Crier" Who Announced Baby King's Birth Just a Giant ... Handful of Kanye's Butt Plugs
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Study Finds That Teens Who Sext Are Less Likely to Have Period Sex With You
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The Kardashians to Make Foods Shaped Like Penises
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Woman Scolded by Doctor for Having a Threesome
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You Had Sex With Your Insanity
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Your Guide to Protecting Women From Getting Weaves
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James Deen Discusses His Role in the Bathroom!
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Old Man Cannot Figure Out This Crap
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Squeaky Frog Is Most Definitely Not Gay!
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Mom With a Penis Unicorn This Whole Time
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Too Lazy to Put His Penis Away
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Adorable Photos of Women Kissing Themselves
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The Other Day My Dog Got Attacked by Vicious Gang of New York's Lady Barkeeps
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Kristen Bell Is Not My Cat
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Pink's Adorable Daughter and Husband Star in the Back of My New Pants
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3 Stupid Ways to Have Sex at Night?
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This Shirtless Hunk Wants to Bone You, Duh
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Bare Breasts Fail to Note Horrors
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Sea Turtle Will Make You Swoon
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Breakdowns: Google Has a Penis!
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No One's Talking About This Little Girl's First Time in the Rain