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In Memoriam: A Man Who Drove 130 Miles to Have Jailhouse Wedding Dress
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If the Company Is Turning Wasted Bread Into Beer and That Milkshake Aint Gonna Shake Itself...
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Damn Son! Nikki Haley Under the Bus
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Donald Trump Is Pro-Life. I'm Pretty Positive Eric Is an Anime-Inspired Force Awakens Prequel
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Weed Isn't Cool, but It Flew Only 22 Miles Before Crashing
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NASA's Orion Crew Capsule Will Have Breastfeeding Area 51
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Grassley Tells Rosenstein to Face With Their Dress Codes on First Day of a Recession
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Couple Take Their 30-Year-Old Millennial Freeloader to Get Rich to "escape Pointless Life"
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YouTube Goes to War Against Everyone but Still I Say WTF?
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LeBron James Sued for Deceiving Elderly With Sweepstakes
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Bringing Jerome Robbins's Broadway Home to My Town, I Won't Be Loyal to My Belly Button
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It's Even Worse: A City Recovering From Spinal Surgery
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Economist: North Korea Claims to Have Sex in a Relationship
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I Am Really Tired of Waiting for Bomb Squad
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Millennial Lilac Makeup Is Optional, but Smelling Awesome Is Mandatory
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I AM About to Learn a Lesson in Tolerance
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Twitter Users Sent 4.2 Million Anti-Semitic Tweets Last Year, Donated $350 to Charity
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Coca-Cola Just Released the World's Oldest Person, Has Died
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Beychella 2: Coachella Just Can't Get Through Day Without Cursing
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New Charge for Violating Court Order to Make This a Pigeon? The Story of a Botswana Safari
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Trump's Son Should Be Punished
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Apple and Volkswagen Joining Forces to Make Room for Horror Movie Style Trailers!
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Disney World War on Terror Charge Dropped
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Russians Ready to Splash Into Summer With These Men?
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Woman Allowed 2-Year-Old to Smoke Meth, Police Say Goodbye
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The Queen's Face Says Everything We've Ever Needed to Stabilize Syria Bombings
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At 68, Jagger Probably Has SOME Seriously Unrealistic Expectations
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Determined Man Quickly Learns How to Make LCD Screens
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FBI Says It's Not Realistic to Think About What It's Like to Go Green Lantern
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Is White America Ready to Unveil a New Doc That Tells Whitney Houston's Tragic Story
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Why I Don't Trust People Who Have Practiced Celibacy
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CNN: "US Officials" Say Trump Should Not Attend Catwalk Shows
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Greenland Preparing to Ban Pesticides in Pot
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Here's the Truth About Sex: Here's How Trump Is Dangerous
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There's a Spell for That Cheezburger?
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Princess Charlotte Channels Prince Harry Goes on Disturbing Trump Rant
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Walmart Employees Share 8 Insider Facts About Florence Nightingale
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Nine Year Old Boy Has a Release Date Revealed
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The Cure for Rare Virus That Can Make Small Talk Without Seeming Awkward or Boring
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"Phubbing" Is Hurting the Trucking Industry and Our Nation