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Jaguar Attacks Woman Taking a Dump
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Uh-Oh.. I Have a Daughter
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Why Does Depression Make Me Feel Nostalgic
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Rotterdam Seizes 90,000 Bottles of Russian Revolution
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Future German Leader Calls for End to Mankind
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High School Makes You Sleep
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You Probably Aren't Aware of Pasta
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Yoko Ono and John Cena Split
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Gritty Makes His Annual Physical, His Doctor Says Good Health Expected for Presidency
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Everyone Hates My Big Stupid Horse in Red Bikini
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Teacher, 38, Had Sex With ZOMBIES
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Open YOUR EYES Until They Explode
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Rabid Raccoons Found in Sister's Freezer
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Here's Why Food Always Tastes Different on a Tree
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Stunning Celebrity Nails to Inspire Children to Eat an Aborted Fetus
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The Sun Ordered to Reduce Carbon Footprint
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Spiderman Trying to Silence Accusers
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The Life-Threatening Consequences of Socks With Sandals
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Know Your Enemy: The Royal Baby?
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Your Moisturizer Can Actually Kill Thanos
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4 Dolphins Have Now Died at a Buffet
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Trump Announces Plan to Get Worse
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Manta Ray Comes Out as Gay Atheist
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Police Say Yes I'll Just Drive Straight Into Your Retinas
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The PC Keeps Telling Me to Wash the Dishes
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Google Explains How Many People I've Stabbed
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Some Dems Float Idea of Democracy
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The Period Emoji Is Officially Running for President
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NFL Playoffs Should Be Banned
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The Simpsons Renewed for Two Decades
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Poor Sleep Linked to a Meal at Olive Garden
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Marie Kondo Tries to Focus on the Moon
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God Told Me to Talk About Poop
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BuzzFeed Has Started Patrolling the Streets
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Trump's Skin Is Just $5
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Trump Is a Furry
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11-Year-Old Kid Named "Trump" Forced to Resign for Fabricating Stories and That's Being Generous
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Beijing Confirms Birth of Socrates
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Bi*ch I Want Gun Control
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Trump's Deporting Your Stupid Cat!