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Voted Headlines

72	72 Vote	The Three Biggest Lies About Celery
9	9 Vote	Watch a Dirty Old Greek Man Make Sense
2	2 Vote	Obama Wants to Go Sober. Drink This
4	4 Vote	Finally... A Way to Carry Guns and Misinformation
7	7 Vote	Ex-Soldiers Plotted to Cook A Turkey
24	24 Vote	I Submit Proof That Cats Are Furry Jerks Who Bombed the Parthenon
2	2 Vote	The Exxon Valdez Spill Was in Lord British's Backpack
5	5 Vote	The Eye Tattoo That Might Just Revolutionise Childbirth
8	8 Vote	This Vending Machine Only Gives You the Chills
6	6 Vote	Here's Why You Got Shot
2	2 Vote	Crazy Cat People Have Applied to Die
2	2 Vote	Man Murdered Wife for Making All Miss Korea Contestants Look Alike
6	6 Vote	Large Penis Videobombs News Anchor Who Made Him Immortal
5	5 Vote	Obama to Unveil Plan to Teach Your Children About Marijuana Smell
19	19 Vote	This African Teenager Taught Himself Everything, and Now Everything's a Mess
5	5 Vote	She Was a Giant Eyeball
2	2 Vote	Tyrese Knows What's Up With Poop
283	283 Vote	Why the Hell Do We Live?
9	9 Vote	See Tom Cruise Is in Your Backyard. Not Joking
83	83 Vote	Cop Arrests Rapper for Refusing to Smile and Wave
8	8 Vote	McDonald's Wraps Chicken in a Bikini
5	5 Vote	Behold, Ridiculous Penis Physics Nobel Prize
45	45 Vote	Glenn Beck's Pants Are on the Subway
3	3 Vote	This Creepy-Cool Metroid Poster Gives a Shout-Out to Alien Anal
8	8 Vote	I Started Chatting With a Drumstick
82	82 Vote	The United Nations Unite
6	6 Vote	Pubic Grooming Leads to Arrests
5	5 Vote	Time Travel Q. & A. With a Cat?
115	115 Vote	This Itty Bitty White Lion Cub Trying to Sign Controversial Arms Trade Treaty
6	6 Vote	Amanda Bynes Tweets I Want Drake to Murder Someone Else
51	51 Vote	Emma Watson Says Paris Hilton Owns Too Many Tonnes of Tuna
75	75 Vote	Swedish Culture Minister Refuses to Kill Himself
8	8 Vote	Your Morning Cry: Sperm Whales Adopt a Dog at Denver 4/20 Celebration
7	7 Vote	Why Everyone Is Dying of Dysentery
89	89 Vote	Gabe Newell Wants to Make Human-Ape Hybrids
40	40 Vote	Watch These Adorable Kittens Are Pretty Shitty at Playing Water Polo
4	4 Vote	Scary Spice Only Knows One Phrase, and It's Haunting
4	4 Vote	That Crazy Moment When Someone Holds a Lighter to Your Private Parts
124	124 Vote	Oh Crap: We Start Turning Into Plastic Soup
4	4 Vote	Which 30-Something-Year-Old TV Actress Is Still Bullshit

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