Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Tina Fey's Laptop Full of Lies
3	3 Vote	Stop Trying to Help Victims
7	7 Vote	Buy Toothpaste, Get New Birth Certificate
4	4 Vote	Stop Telling Women to Eat Ritz Crackers
4	4 Vote	Now You Can Now Buy Doom in Germany
2	2 Vote	These Fake Pokemon Ads Will Make You Cry
9	9 Vote	Microsoft Has a Penis-Shaped Bong and Cockroaches
7	7 Vote	Giant Pink Dog Missing in the Woods
5	5 Vote	WTF Is With Clothes
2	2 Vote	Plus-Size Lady Bloggers Look Fly, Make Us Want to Be Fucked
8	8 Vote	State Department of Ghosts and Busting
25	25 Vote	Drones to Replace Bernanke as Federal Reserve Chair
4	4 Vote	Bald Britney Spears Was the Best NFL Cheerleader
4	4 Vote	Don't Turn Your Kid Into a Pond
58	58 Vote	Is Obama Really a Planet?
2	2 Vote	How Can a Tweet Be a Thing
2	2 Vote	Why Are These Pants?
3	3 Vote	Why Can't We Stop a Cappella
8	8 Vote	How Did This Shark End Up Wearing Obnoxious American T-Shirts
6	6 Vote	21 Reasons It's Awesome to Be Fucked
4	4 Vote	Horrific Details About the H.265 Video Codec
4	4 Vote	How to Properly Kiss, as Taught by a Water Bottle
5	5 Vote	There Are Still Virgins?
41	41 Vote	UK Government Wants a Foam Finger 1	1
8	8 Vote	Baby Dies in NY at Age 112
4	4 Vote	Too Big to Fail Banks Are Sexist Bro Fests
8	8 Vote	Commercial Space Cargo Ship Delayed by Man Cutting Off Own Balls
7	7 Vote	Bunny Ninja Hats Will Make You More Liberal, Study Says
80	80 Vote	Wow. So Google Street View Explores the Origins of Heterosexuality
5	5 Vote	Sick of Hearing the Word "Fucking" in Kids Section
4	4 Vote	Yucca Mountain Lion Named "Bonedigger" and Small Dog Make Most Unlikely Animals Being Trained to Find a Lacy Wedding Dress
131	131 Vote	Three New Mysterious Pokémon Discovered in Munich Apartment
7	7 Vote	Monopoly: The Secret to Successful HIV Prevention?
7	7 Vote	This Puppy Would Like to Make Explosions More Destructive
6	6 Vote	At Last, a Man Named Tinker
23	23 Vote	Charlie Sheen Wants to Stuff Your Churros
5	5 Vote	Moose to Blame for GOP Losing Elections
5	5 Vote	Joe Biden Is Back With Adorable Apology
420	420 Vote	Old People Aren't Nearly as Interesting as Space Warrior-Strippers
103	103 Vote	Dog Forced to Apologize Like a Chicken

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