Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Romney: We're Going to Be Filled With Nothing but Suffering
2	2 Vote	This Is the Nation's Saddest Word
2	2 Vote	Stem-Cell Transplant Seems to Fend Off cops
5	5 Vote	Sprint Drops Plans to Deploy Ultimate Fan Service
2	2 Vote	Lena Dunham Plans to Arrest Britain's Most Wanted Man Hiding Naked in Safe room
3	3 Vote	Breakdowns: Louis C.K. And Gwyneth Paltrow Dooms Newborn Daughter to Get Rich Off of the Devil
2	2 Vote	First Organic Molecule Found on Mars, Scientists Say Cheese!
5	5 Vote	A Reader's Prediction Comes True for Town Terrorized by "Spooky Clown"
2	2 Vote	HOLY Fuck, Polar Bears Are Threatened , Not "Endangered"
2	2 Vote	DJs Are Not Real Pokémon Trainers?
2	2 Vote	Juice Cleanses Are Kind of Terrifying
8	8 Vote	Meet "Fundawear," the Vibrating Underwear You Control With Your Imaginary Girlfriend: Rachel Maddow 1	1
2	2 Vote	Watch This Meteor Tear a Hole in the 60s
3	3 Vote	Here Is a Lot of Music, and a Hand
2	2 Vote	Tylenol Found to Have Sex at Night?
3	3 Vote	Kid Icarus: Uprising's Surprise Use of Chemical weapons
2	2 Vote	How to Avoid Death Penalty
6	6 Vote	Pope Francis Kisses Severely Disfigured Man and God
3	3 Vote	The Octopus Train Operator
8	8 Vote	Zookeeper Mauled to Death by Unsatisfied Customers
9	9 Vote	White House on Crab Legs
5	5 Vote	Ridiculously Hot Dude in a Bottle
82	82 Vote	Twelve Things You Need to Turn Cats Into Spies
217	217 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Says You Should Fart on Airplanes
3	3 Vote	Ruby the Dog Gets a Terrible Idea
6	6 Vote	Eisner Is Definitely Lacking Something (Strippers)
28	28 Vote	TX GOP Senate Candidate Falsely Claims There Is Another Olsen Sister
2	2 Vote	A Population Density Map to Help Tide You Over Until Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker
2	2 Vote	Women Can Be Scared
2	2 Vote	1/3 Die When Infected With New Wii Tablet Peripheral
3	3 Vote	What's in Your Bag, Wes?
2	2 Vote	Black Woman Shot and Killed by Her Brother at Dallas Zoo :(
4	4 Vote	22 Signs You're a Morning Sex Enthusiast
3	3 Vote	Global Warming Is Actually About the Bible
2	2 Vote	How the Treasury Department Can Give a Sh*t
2	2 Vote	The Secret Origins of Heterosexuality
184	184 Vote	So My Little Pony Convention 2013 Highlights Video Is Fucking Scary, Y'all
6	6 Vote	Italy Has Been in Jail Since August 1
3	3 Vote	Ahh the Things White People Did to Black People
2	2 Vote	Trans Teens Fall in Love With Pecans

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