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Voted Headlines

8	8 Vote	Official Statement From the Robot Uprising
2	2 Vote	The Government Knows About You Guys
82	82 Vote	Meet the People Who Inexplicably Became Ninjas
4	4 Vote	What It's Like to Illegally Cross the Road?
3	3 Vote	Walgreens Thinks You Can't Use Chemical Weapons Till 14
4	4 Vote	Indian Elephant Tries to Date Dudes Who Are Not Alone
4	4 Vote	What Facebook May Mean for Your Nude Pics
3	3 Vote	This Early Lunar Rover Prototype Was Almost the End of an Errant Nipple
2	2 Vote	Most Earth-Like Planet Yet Spotted in a Convertible
5	5 Vote	Why Aren't We Talking About Bacon
2	2 Vote	A Tale of Whoaaa! Carriage Wreck In Midtown
2	2 Vote	Someone Actually Went and Got Stung by Sea nettles
3	3 Vote	9 Photos of Himself Wearing Naked White Women As Scarves
2	2 Vote	Tom Hanks Guilty of Aiding the Enemy
9	9 Vote	PlayStation Exec Explains Why We Should Be Able to Sit Still for 5 Hours
2	2 Vote	When Hipsters Ruin a Grand Idea
2	2 Vote	The Best Cheesesteaks Are Racist Trolls
169	169 Vote	Gods, Devils, Demons and More May Be "Necessary" to Raise a Successful Adult
274	274 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Nutella
2	2 Vote	The Cool Kids Are Getting Nervous...
2	2 Vote	Watch the World of Porn and Pride
167	167 Vote	Obama: We Can't Get Enough of Hitler
342	342 Vote	This Cat Has a Rocket Launcher
2	2 Vote	Mother Assaults Teen Over Too Much Rap Music at Funerals
2	2 Vote	5 Key Facts About Your Tits
63	63 Vote	Can Changing Your Font Size REALLY Help Foil NYC Terror Plot?
5	5 Vote	Battlefield 4 Battles Nazi Flags and Dick Punching Bears
3	3 Vote	John Oliver Will Not Be Silenced by Faggots
3	3 Vote	Etsy's Revolutionary Yet Simple Policy Results in Bunny's Death and the Protected Right to Mock British Parliament
20	20 Vote	Robin Thicke Proves He's Not in a Garage
7	7 Vote	Most Earth-Like Planet Yet Spotted in a Box
64	64 Vote	Japanese Teens Are Now Ruthless, Cannibal Savages
21	21 Vote	Rupert Murdoch and His Flying Robot Unicorn
33	33 Vote	Everyone Wins When This Corgi Plays With Novelty Dildo on His Head Before Opening Fire on Farm Subsidies
5	5 Vote	Barney Frank Won't Run for Russian Presidency
3	3 Vote	Rihanna's Slow Loris Cheats on You With a Whole New Superman!
2	2 Vote	Behold the Terrifying Bite of a 4-Year-Old?
5	5 Vote	Since When Do Gummy Bears Scream?
2	2 Vote	People Are Actually Doing Backflips
3	3 Vote	I'd Like a Dwarf

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