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Mariah Carey Is Probably Unclean, Scientists Say
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Beyoncé Did Not Have Sex in Space
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Abortion Ruins the Holiday Season
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Supreme Court: Racism Is Pretty Damn Cute
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30 CLASSIC Dr. Seuss Quotes That Will Make You Lose Faith in Humanity
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The Lost Finale Was Unbelievably Awful
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Putting Someone Else's Poop in Your (Dusty) Room
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Beyonce New Hair Makes Her Bossy
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Babies! The Natural Next Step Following Same-Sex Marriage and Smoking Weed
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I Have Made Babies
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Check Out My Racist Demons
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No, Children Are Not America's Latest Killing Machines (Sorry!)
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Indiana Jones Is Officially Pregnant
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God Is in Critical Condition
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Kanye West Explains Why Women "Want to Eat" Babies
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The 24 Worst Parts of Your Penis
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Man Dies After Being Rejected by "Haters"
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Kittens Frolicking Is Basically Porn
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Miraculously, Nobody Was Hurt by This 9-Year-Old
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Are Aphrodisiacs Total Bullshit? Or Just Weird?
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Stealth Game Where You Argue About Slashfic
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Female Superheroes Are Fruity
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Nic Cage as Disney Princesses
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All Dogs Go to Prison
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The Fatness of James Deen's Evil Penis
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Rob Zombie Wants Noisy Skate Park Kids Off His Cheeky Gandalf Underpants on Stage During Song (Allegedly) About Bieber
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Quit Fucking With Us
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Jesus Christ This Mini Kitten Is So Heartwarming
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Match.Com Acquires Online Dating Engine That Measures the Urine on Your Clothes
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Bears Have Figured Out How Mirrors Work, Uses One to Go Vegan, Has Chickpea-Induced Nervous Breakdown
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More Poop Coming to Smash Bros. Players
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There's So Much Ass
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Why Everyone Should Go Extinct
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Madonna: I Was Doctor Seuss
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Giant Testicles Are Modern-Day Oracles of Men's and Women's Sports
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I've Seen GHOSTS!!!! ... One Popped Out of Noodles
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Here's a Dog That Looks Like a Cell Phone
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Katy Perry's New Fragrance Bottle Looks Like an Asshole and I Want It Anyway
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There's No Such Thing as a Stripper
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101 Things Older Than 55 Seconds