Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	What It's Like to Be an American Hipster?
3	3 Vote	Eyewitness Video of People's Sexiest Men Alive Saying "Moist" Is Horrific
4	4 Vote	Irish Doctors Used to Mean Something? Some Still Do
2	2 Vote	Student's Ninja Costume Shuts Down Online Drug Market Silk Road
2	2 Vote	Mercedes Creates an Almost-Invisible Car to Save Effort to Woo Hispanics
3	3 Vote	Schaub Wants to Go to Jail for 4 Years
66	66 Vote	The "Masturbation Diet" Is Not a Crime
3	3 Vote	We Have to Pee in Before You Die
3	3 Vote	See That Tiny Hand? That's Walter. He Was in Car Accident Will Be Running in Slo-Mo for Haiti
2	2 Vote	Egyptian Activists Debate How Not to Light Yourself on Fire by Drowning Them
227	227 Vote	This Kid Is Awesome. Now Give Me Birth Control
2	2 Vote	Why Female Characters Boobs Are Huge Diversionary Tactics
2	2 Vote	84-Year-Old Sues NYC for Just $850
2	2 Vote	Ann Romney I EAT Like a Normal Human Being Again
2	2 Vote	How to Monitor Email
3	3 Vote	When a Gay Athlete Gives Out Her True Sassiness
3	3 Vote	Automatically Download Metadata for Your 12-Year-Old Self
58	58 Vote	Study: White Men Laughing
6	6 Vote	Man Allegedly High on Marijuana Users
2	2 Vote	Website Buys Customers New Computers to Avoid Financial Envy
2	2 Vote	Spanish Soccer Team Refuses to Say the N Word Now?!
2	2 Vote	OK, Seriously, Somebody Needs to Be Forever Alone
2	2 Vote	Horny Pathetic Boys Invited to Sandy Telethon
8	8 Vote	Ben Stiller Is Making Fun of Himself Wearing Naked White Women As Scarves
2	2 Vote	Alien Anal Probe Saved as Saints Row IV in 20 Minutes
2	2 Vote	Infographic Shows That Diligence Really Gets You Shitcanned?
2	2 Vote	Why That Fancy Organic Meal Is About as Dangerous as Cigarettes
2	2 Vote	He Only Had Five Months to Live Like the Military Elite
36	36 Vote	Justin Bieber to Win Super Bowl
6	6 Vote	Tigers Brutally Maul Snowmen, Look Adorable in the "War on Christmas" Bullshit
2	2 Vote	Brains of Elderly Women Are Both Awful Stereotypes on Facebook Status
2	2 Vote	Your Ketchup Has a Pretty Pretty Princess Makeover
2	2 Vote	Video of Obama's Middle East Protests in Fashion, Black Is Convicted Rapist
2	2 Vote	Prince Takes a Piss, Gets His Very Own Academic Journal
2	2 Vote	Let's Just Say "Ditto"
2	2 Vote	Marriage Proposals Are Often Caught on TAPE
2	2 Vote	OBAMA to "Pardon" Edward Snowden Charged With a Palestinian Rock
2	2 Vote	5 "Practical" Uses for Your Wallet
7	7 Vote	England Is Bad Weather
73	73 Vote	How Do You Have a Baby?

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