Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

298	298 Vote	Men Just as Gross as They Sound
189	189 Vote	I Don't Need an Evil Mustache or a Volcano Lair to Piss Off Muppets, Mr. President
36	36 Vote	19 Reasons Socializing Is Not an Acceptable Life Choice
766	766 Vote	90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong 3	3
139	139 Vote	Few Details, Plenty of Vagueness
217	217 Vote	GOP Continues to Ruin Everything
186	186 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Put Ecstasy in Your Pants
54	54 Vote	Banks Stuff ATMs With Extra Poop!
69	69 Vote	Standing Still on a Bagel
389	389 Vote	Water Parks Are Filthy and Sinful
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
20	20 Vote	DMX Arrested in String of Unwanted…Back Rubs
171	171 Vote	BURN. The LIBRARIES. DOWN! Kidz Can Learned Stuff on the 3DS!
271	271 Vote	The Government Totally Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
73	73 Vote	Together We Can Force You to Celebrate National Eggs Benedict Day
254	254 Vote	No Tampons and Pads Allowed in the Pee Pee Danger Zone
95	95 Vote	Investing in People's Buttholes
41	41 Vote	27 Signs Your Roommate Is Actually Coming Out on December 18, 2015
156	156 Vote	Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
263	263 Vote	Holy SHIT- This Bear Is RIDING a Bicycle
430	430 Vote	The Internet Is Probably Unclean, Scientists Say 1	1
203	203 Vote	To Do: Go to Hell 2	2
97	97 Vote	Your Room Is Basically a Chemical Weapon
236	236 Vote	My Mom Is at It Again
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
160	160 Vote	Do You Know Babies Could Commit Crimes? These Folks Didn't Either 1	1
147	147 Vote	The Fart That Saved a Woman's Life 1	1
33	33 Vote	Can Bowser Resist the Charms of a Blow Job
159	159 Vote	It's Time to Make a Space Burrito
372	372 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Pencil
30	30 Vote	Someone Invented a Machine That Draws Penises for Us
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
127	127 Vote	NBC Accidentally Does Something Worthwhile
86	86 Vote	This Is What the Terrifying Spider Invasion Looks Like Without Makeup
120	120 Vote	Poll: 75 Percent of White Dudes Jacking Off
202	202 Vote	This Is a Terrible Idea
38	38 Vote	Dating Tips From a Kinky Galaxy Far, Far Away
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
831	831 Vote	America Should Be Illegal 1	1
751	751 Vote	Look at My Fat Ass

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