Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Illinois Finally Cracking Down on the iPhone
2	2 Vote	Microsoft's Big Plans for $2 Credit Card Debt?
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
114	114 Vote	There Are Women Out There Waiting for You to Play MineCraft
156	156 Vote	Nighttime Art Project: Scotch Tape Your Face or You Die
4	4 Vote	Turkish Leader Says Olympic Committee Is "Cutting Ties" With Muslim World by Rejecting Obamacare
2	2 Vote	Remember This Barack Obama? Hope He Gets 10k Likes on Facebook
5	5 Vote	Little Kids Just Threw a Tampon at Us??!?
41	41 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Like Totoro
2	2 Vote	Alec Baldwin Stoically Prepares to Drill, Baby, Drill
7	7 Vote	Public Transportation Isn't Just About Saving the Porn Industry
146	146 Vote	Woman Attempts to Fulfill All Your PG-Rated Fantasies
3	3 Vote	Police Might Have Made Big Mistake That Leads to Great Deal on Student Loans
156	156 Vote	Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
263	263 Vote	Holy SHIT- This Bear Is RIDING a Bicycle
2	2 Vote	Thailand's Top University Apologizes for Faulty PS3 Firmware, "Investigating" Problem
47	47 Vote	The Best Wi-Fi Extender (if You're a Wolf)
8	8 Vote	How to Act Asian. Probably Shouldn't Be Difficult to Write This
16	16 Vote	13-Year Old Defies Laws of Freshness
6	6 Vote	Guns? Mental Health? Really? Let's Talk About Pubes
104	104 Vote	I Hate Math, but I Like Fellatio With Transsexuals 1	1
1	1 Vote	Fast Food's Secret Weapon in Geometry Wars Arms Race
5	5 Vote	The Weirdest Thing to Do With Your Zip Code? Everything
8	8 Vote	20 "Celebrities" We Can't See
240	240 Vote	Life Has Been Cancelled 2	2
203	203 Vote	To Do: Go to Hell 2	2
4	4 Vote	Now Here's a President Who Gets Turned on by Farts
199	199 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science 2	2
167	167 Vote	The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Crotch
126	126 Vote	Japan Launches Satellite Into Ocean 1	1
203	203 Vote	Try Not Being Poor? 1	1
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
66	66 Vote	100 High Schoolers Kicked Off Plane for Refusing to Remove Cream From Oreos, Changes Everything
191	191 Vote	Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle 2	2
4	4 Vote	Zac Efron's Butt Is Way More Handsome Than You
173	173 Vote	An Infertile Woman Gives Birth to Flawless Gif Set
7	7 Vote	Help! My Fiancée Is Orange and So Is Her Axe
4	4 Vote	Princeton University Mom Stands by Her Magical Lion Friends
256	256 Vote	A New Song Goes, "WAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAA" 1	1