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China Is Building a 1,000-Mile Wall?

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No, it already built a Great Wall.

Robots Are Replacing Humans in Cemeteries

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It's great!

The German Economy Just Had Sex With a Capital C

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Cex?

2018 Is Here, Baby!

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And time just started turning back!

Homer Was a Poet

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True.

10 Reasons Why Santa Is Sexy (?)

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You forgot 40,999,996 other reasons!

Hallucinations and $100,000: The Poker Player Who Shut Himself in a Suitcase for Traveling Overseas?

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Maybe. I'm not sure.

Eleven-Year-Old Boy Named Trump Is Telling Migranrs to "Go Thru the Desert"

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What are these things you call "migranrs?"

Boy, 7, Found Dead at 85

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That's 11 years older than that other boy!

Sex Has Been Fulfilled

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In other words, sex has been uncancelled.

Monks Use Light Sabers to Fight Terrorists

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They must be counter-terrorist Jedi!

Trump Says He's "Very Seriously" Considering Presidential Run

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(For a Second Term)

Medieval Peasant Food Was Frigging Delicious and the Female Body Organs

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I love the taste of roast uterus.

IS the Latest News From 2018?

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No. I smashed this headline in early 2019.

Festival to Celebrate New Year's Eve

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And it's the start of the UTC New Year.

Red Dead Dungeon

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A Roguelike game set in the Red Dead universe, I suppose.

The Boss Tears Down His Pants

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Bruce Stripsjeans

Cleveland Browns Fire Hue Jackson Fired as Cleveland Browns Fire Hue Jackson

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A redundant headline made redundant as it is a redundant headline.

Theresa May Not Have to Sacrifice a Goat

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Is it Theresa May or some other Theresa...?

Perhaps It's Time for Blood Rituals and Unspeakable Acts of Evil

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Perhaps indeed.

Hillary Clinton Has Been Quietly Building a Gaming PC

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I think you should delete your comment, velocity. It's unrelated to this headline.

Thomas the Tank Engine Is Finally Coming Out

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Is this LGBT?

Crunchyroll and Funimation Join Forces to Bring Back My Mother

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And then they lose their partnership when the transmutation goes awry.

Oh, No, No, No. No, No, No, No, No.

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"Oh, Yes. Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, YES!!!!"

Two-Year-Old Toddler Dies at 91

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That's even worse than a teenager collapsing and dying at 69!

Game Records No One Did Incest and Murder Like the Penguin (Batman)

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How is this getting attention?

3 Signs You May Be Over 600

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1. We have entered an endless recursion of time.
2. We have entered an endless recursion of time.
3. We have entered an endless recursion of time.

Japanese Biologist Wins Nobel Prize as He Is Literally the Strongest Wizard

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Biology is MAGIC!

ALREADY 12/21/12 IN JAPAN According to Bartenders

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Somehow, bartenders think Japan is six years behind.

BREXSHIT: Theresa May Forced to Sit in Dog Poop During Flight Attendant

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"Flight Attendant" is not an event.

He Carefully Rescued the Chicken From Hell

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Orphean poultry.

Trump Is Creating a New Gpvernment, Some Will Work Out Routine

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What's a gpvernment?

Hillary Drops Another Hint She's Planning to Stage a Mass Murderer

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Keyword: "Murderer"

You Say Tomato, I Say I'm From Croatia

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"Potato."
"I'm from Serbia."
"Tomato."
"I'm from Croatia."

Your Ass Is Ass

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When you are straight, but ass is grass

Texas Woman Celebrates Her Birthday

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Slow news day?

Disney and Their Poop

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—A Disney hater

Honey Boo Boo My First Steps Into Porn Biz

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First Nintendo, now Honey Boo Boo? What is wrong with this world?!?!

This Is How a Children's Cartoon Destroyed Japanese Agriculture

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Unfortunately, this is a real io9 article.

It's November, Time to Move Legs

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Um, it's not November anymore.
-Me, December