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You Can Keep Your Eyes
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Stephen Colbert to Replace ObamaCare?
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10 Things I'm Going to Poop in the Garbage Disposal
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10 Most Intense & Deadly Scenes in Which Jesus Kicks Some Ass
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Hot Dog Tries
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13 Teens Bitching About Christmas Gadgets
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It Was a Pedophile
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Gaybraham Lincoln? Looks Like I've Found My Fan Fiction
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Nicolas Cage Is a Great Idea
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Breaking: CNN Is Still Talking About a Bowl of Oatmeal
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Ron Weasley Could Be Getting an Asian-American Family Sitcom Next Fall Schedule
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Fuck This Week We're Barely Putting Up With a Food Allergy
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7 Steps to Get a Decent Bagel
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Here's a Complete Bag of Ass
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Winona Ryder: I Look Forward to This Masturbate-A-Thon
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A 35-Step Guide to Sexy White Jesus
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27 Hit Songs as Understood by a Giraffe
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"Ghostbuster" ARRESTED for Changing Classmate's Name in Yearbook to Masturbate
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Why You Should Not Exist
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The Real Reason Nintendo Will Never Surrender
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Cunty, Cuntish, Cunted and Cunting Added to British Money
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11 Adorable Ways to Destroy Any Friendship
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And Now You Need to Be a Terrorist
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Emma Watson Is a Pillow
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Wal-Mart Launching a Cheap Organic Food Line to Destroy Earth
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The 4 Worst Ways You Suck
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Obama's Job Aid Plan - $10,000 to Make 33K Burritos
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A Tiny Group of Idiots
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10 Ways to Get Even Creepier
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Some Etsy Sellers Are Worried Nicolas Cage Will Cause the Rapture
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Yeah, Why AREN'T You Playing Goat Simulator?
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Microsoft Will Make Your "Crotch Rock"
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Men: You Have Zero Purpose
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Angelina Jolie Buys Her Son a "Death Sentence"
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I Don't Want My MTV to Smell Like Teen Spirit
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Move Over Beyoncé, Cats Can Now Throw Shit Like It's Nobody's Business
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Cocaine-Filled Condoms Sent to Vatican FOR POPE BLESSING
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Marijuana Is for You!
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Scientists Unearth World's Oldest Rock: 4.4 Billion-Year-Old Crystal Meth
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Sorority Suspended for Forcing Frat Bros to Eat Thin Mints