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The Robots Are the Drunkest
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13 Potatoes That Look Like the 90s
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Anthony Weiner Is a Garbage Can That Looks Just Like Me
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Volcanoes Can Destroy Your Soul and Dreams
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Wolf Blitzer Asks Atheist Tornado Survivor, Do You Have Cancer
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How to Use Your Vagina
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69 Things More Erotic Than the Average Human
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Bank Customer Arrested for Arranging Incestuous Sex With His Girlfriend With Fake Masked Gunman as Part of Possible Al-Qaeda Threat
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Cher and Lady Gaga Crotch-Thrusting Into Birthday Cake
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Doctor Who's First Writer Sues BBC for Ownership of the Galaxy!
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Turkey Captures Bird, Accuses It of Spying for Israel and/or the KKK
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There's Something Strange About These Pine Cones?
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Fear and Loathing in Texas Biology Textbooks
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Is It True That Oreos Are More Manipulable Than Democrats
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There's So Much Ass
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Adorable, Lazy Dire Wolf Will NOT Hurt You. At All
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Why Everyone Should Go Extinct
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Madonna: I Was Doctor Seuss
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If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend
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Kitten Learns First Rule of Law. Yet It Is Gross and Racist
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Here's a Huge Mistake
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Simon Cowell Sings "Go Go Power Rangers" ... For Drug Cartel Kingpin
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WTF? McDonald's Figured Out How to Explain What Scientists Do
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Dude Passive-Agressively Makes Fun of Me
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Hey Miley Cyrus, Lay Off Obama
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Japanese Cats That Don't Make Sense to Me
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US Hospital Offering Treatment for the Xbox 360 Update
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U.S. Government Shut Down Mother Nature
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Nginx Is Taking a Seriously Wrong Turn on Way to Bachelorette Party
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Should You Be Eddie Murphy
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Shocking New Evidence Proves Satan Is Real and We're Not Responsible
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World's Most Depressing Anime Movie Is Disarmingly Adorable
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These GOP Senators Say They Are Too White ?
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Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage
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Ubisoft to Announce Things, This Time It's OK
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These Plants Might Be Making a Totally Rad Satire of Computer Science?
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It's Unlikely You've Ever Loved Anything
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U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now
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Minecraft's Creator Was Just Tired
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Elmo Continues to Doubt the Warren Commission