Phwoar, that Sophitia. She's proper fit, innit?
Jesus is a biscuit.
- excerpt from "The Red Book of Riddles"
Shameless and Lily White
A dogges toorde once bit my sister...
Well, it finally happened. Headline Smasher produced a more evocative 6-word story than "For sale: baby shoes, never worn."
What are the worst problems?
25% HOUSING COSTS
Is this from the new Hideo Kojima game?
Howdy, ye scurvy sea dogs!
Huh, what do you know, my cat wrote an editorial.
PSYCHO CRUSHER! OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
Just one comma short of perfection.
...Yeah, I didn't even bother to check if this one was too close to the original headline, because how could it be?
Hurr durr, BOOBEES.
Finally! Irrefutable evidence that he who smelt it had not, in fact, dealt it.
Bears are nature's jukeboxes.
Smeagol doesn't like the hobbitses' smelly leaves! Smeagol wants the Precious!
It's probably the refrigerator... or perhaps our parents' voices, or a foreign language in prayer.
FAKE NEWS! SAD!
Mountain Dew Pitch Black is back!
I'm seeing double here! Four Pelosis!
If ancient Greece had Buzzfeed...
He got a lapdance from the woman in the previous headline.
"Hello? My eyes are UP HERE!"
Just thought I should clarify since this is a particularly awful headline: I have absolutely no sympathy for Adam Lanza, and Sandy Hook truthers are the scum of the earth.
It would also explain why some really good headlines I saved in the past seemed to mysteriously vanish. I only noticed this time because I went to leave a comment.
Okay, that's interesting—this was a headline that was generated for me that apparently had already been saved by another user two years ago. I had no idea there was a system in place to handle duplicate headlines.
Had a... shiny armpit?
The robot is also the gym leader.
♫ Spider-Man, Spider-Man, he's got candy in his van ♫
I think of all the headlines I've ever generated, this might be the most disturbing.
That... uh, that'd be pretty uncomfortable, alright.
This is one of my all-time favorites.
If I was wrong, then I apologize.
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