Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

143	143 Vote	Watch a Volcano Eruption Up Close, as Filmed by a Five-Year-Old
107	107 Vote	Obama Is a Real Toddler With Crayons
111	111 Vote	Catch Your Horny Teen Humping? Make It Easier
53	53 Vote	How to Become Slightly More Precious
89	89 Vote	Study Proves Gamers Are Not Particularly Shiny 1	1
168	168 Vote	Knife-Wielding Great Grandma Encourages You to Consider Dressing Normal
68	68 Vote	Saints Ready to Sell Sex Toys After You Die?
128	128 Vote	Rats Regret Making the Original Star Wars Trilogy
89	89 Vote	China Is Making Eggs Obsolete 1	1
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
356	356 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
448	448 Vote	Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness 2	2
817	817 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 2	2
494	494 Vote	Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool 2	2
1102	1102 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 3	3
729	729 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1
1196	1196 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues 3	3
258	258 Vote	Facebook No Longer Secret 2	2
1051	1051 Vote	When I Stopped Eating for 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds 5	5
666	666 Vote	Official List of Lists 4	4
466	466 Vote	Let's Build a House for $5 6	6