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Chicken Nuggets Are More Important Than Hygiene

metabloxer

Have you seen that guy at McDonalds that uses the bathroom and doesn't wash their hands? That is exactly what they are thinking

Here's Vin Diesel Dancing to "Everybody Dance Now" Is Another Story Of

cicloni

No way

Tom Ford at London Fashion Week of Gods and the Skywalkers

cicloni

Ya tom Ford is badass

There's a "World War" in Your Big-Ass Purse?

cicloni

I dont know,there is?

A Poem for All the Feels

cloudcatcher

finally

Advocacy Group to Name All the Feelings

cloudcatcher

we'll finally have a name for that feel when no gf

Click This for Almost Zero Dollars

metabloxer

Aka, Ad.fly.

thetruedarkstalker

Did that cost me!?

Scientists Have Found a Genius Way to Burn Your Eyebrows Off

metabloxer

Pfft, I already saw that on Mythbusters!

Map: Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee

narkysawtooth

But... That's the headline. Just with "Map:" on the front.

Doll With a Giant, Exploding Penis

narkysawtooth

Michael Bays directs.

Miley Cyrus Gets Naked and IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, ASSHOLES

narkysawtooth

Nooooo D=

Netflix Has Threatened to Arrest Me for Using a PS1 Controller

narkysawtooth

Because you got threatened for this, here's some other things you might like getting threatened over:

Moral Relativism and Commencement Politics: Cardinal O'Malley's Fit of Pique

pokemonfan2000man

This was the oldest smash that had 0 votes, but now I've made it into a one.

Perhaps the World's Biggest Penis

urbanjustin1

Oh, you flatter me.

Meet Wolf Cop, Canada's Greatest Werewolf With a Revolver

urbanjustin1

I'd watch it.

You Have a Huge Design Flaw

urbanjustin1

This will make a great insult when robots can have conversations with people.

LeBron James Bond

urbanjustin1

PERFECT CROSSOVER

The New Doctor Who Gets Turned on by Farts

pokemonfan2000man

I didn't see the quotes in the other version, so this changes everything.

thetruedarkstalker

Oh GOD.

THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train

thetruedarkstalker

*This Poop Train is great!*

Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes

thetruedarkstalker

Good for you. :)

Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz

thetruedarkstalker

I can already see it.
Kirby with breasts...
*Throws up*

Doctor Who Charted?

thetruedarkstalker

Yeah. No ****.

Everyone I Talk to Ghosts of Montreal Announce New Mini-Album, Do It Yourself Projects That Will Make You Feel Guilty

thetruedarkstalker

Wat.

WATCH: Girl Tells Boy She Has to Eat to Live

pokemonfan2000man

This article made my week! :,)

I'd Fuck a Dragon

a_dragon_

You not voting on it won't make any less people want to fuck me.

Everyone Is Naming Their Kids Again

pokemonfan2000man

not again >:(

Why Pikachu May Soon Be Fusing Technology With Living Matter

pokemonfan2000man

I'd watch a Pikachu try that.

You Should Be Watching Dogs

pokemonfan2000man

Watch_Dogs joke.

16 Signs You Suffer From Cute Aggression

dankey-kang

Cute Aggression would sounds like an all-girl pop-punk band from the 90s.

Once Upon a Time, There Was a Slave. In 1998. In America. And Donald Duck. In That TV Show (Warning: Spoilers!)

dankey-kang

SPOILERS: Snape kills Dumbledore, reveals he is Luke's father and Keyzer Soze, and was also a ghost this whole time.

Fuck Today, Let's Look at THIS CAT

pokemonfan2000man

The internet in a nutshell

Mitt Romney Wins

doke

pffft

Peititon for Wikpedia to Become a Hardcore RTS With HTML5 Video as the Queen, Tells Street Drummers to Fuck a Thigh Gap

pokemonfan2000man

support

Updates on Egypt's Political Crisis in Effort to Repeal Obamacare Starts

anzeqw

Thanks Obama...

What Do We Want From a Toaster

thepenguinking2

Toast.

OMG This Strawberry Looks Like a Dumbass

metabloxer

...That's a rose...

Teenage Girl Dead Over a Stupid Joke

theobip

She couldn't breath

Let's Build a House for $5

pokemonfan2000man

That's actually quite true!