Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

208	208 Vote	What Happens When You Put Ecstasy in Your Pants?
57	57 Vote	100 High Schoolers Kicked Off Flight for Not Behaving Like Boy Scouts
25	25 Vote	Coolest Pope Ever Urges Catholics to Chill Out About Affair
21	21 Vote	25 Heartwarming Facts That Will Change How You Twerk- AHH SHIT!
204	204 Vote	You Shouldn't Have Done That
129	129 Vote	Evidence of a Shark Eating Another Shark. That Is Cute Yet Unsettling
74	74 Vote	Stephen Colbert Says Good-Bye to His Face During Surgery
112	112 Vote	It's Dangerous to Go to The bathroom
112	112 Vote	Japan to Shut the Fuck Up Forever
89	89 Vote	Will Americans Let Romney Talk About Poop More Often
170	170 Vote	Hobbit Gang Might Get Their Hands on Your Boobs
160	160 Vote	23 Signs You Are "Using the Toilet" 1	1
138	138 Vote	Britain Legalizes Gay Marriage by Accident 1	1
310	310 Vote	31 Ways to Continue to Exist
140	140 Vote	Paris Hilton Ordered Back to 2011
120	120 Vote	Bush Received a 20-Year Sentence for Having Sex With His Pickup Truck
288	288 Vote	I Have Been a Dirty Sexy Commie
4	4 Vote	Watch a Politician Just Respect Our Intelligence?
2	2 Vote	I Used to Make meth
3	3 Vote	Please Hold Your Breath
2	2 Vote	Egypt Protests: A City-By-City Guide
401	401 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
104	104 Vote	I Hate Math, but I Like Fellatio With Transsexuals 1	1
240	240 Vote	Life Has Been Cancelled 2	2
203	203 Vote	Try Not Being Poor? 1	1
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
175	175 Vote	Supreme Court: Racism Is Pretty Damn Cute
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
421	421 Vote	Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay 2	2
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
507	507 Vote	Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You 2	2
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
299	299 Vote	How to Make Black Friends 1	1
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
232	232 Vote	Loud-Ass TV Ads Are About to Be Tamed? 2	2
357	357 Vote	Young Child Dies in Tragic Accident at 33 1	1
448	448 Vote	Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness 2	2