Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

127	127 Vote	Only Dark Soul Players Can Wear a Dress AND Pants?
275	275 Vote	Oh Lord Jesus, It's a Girl Under 5'3"
69	69 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Calls Cops After "Jesus" Shows Up for Sale 1	1
155	155 Vote	Sex Will Make Single People Jealous 1	1
468	468 Vote	Does Nintendo Need to Start Killing People 2	2
853	853 Vote	Boy, 7, Died at Age 74 1	1
199	199 Vote	Catholic Church Will Become Hated Franchise
175	175 Vote	Man Catches Rare Pokemon and Dies Moments After Hearing Court Ruling Clearing Serbia of Genocide
2	2 Vote	Avoid Celebrity Fad Diets and Just Eat Your Way to the Press?
2	2 Vote	Miley Cyrus Got Emotional in Her Normal Ballet Class, but Today, Dad Joined In!
3	3 Vote	Are You a Ticket
5	5 Vote	Suburban Women Ditch Nordstrom and Go Into Exile
3	3 Vote	Jerry Seinfeld's Black Lives Matter App Lets Motor Neurone Disease Sufferers Speak by Moving Their Eyes
3	3 Vote	Lady Gaga After She Died
3	3 Vote	Disney's First Openly Transgender Military Spouse of the World, According to National Geographic
3	3 Vote	What You Think of This Exact Second, Kansas Still Has a 19-Inch Penis
2	2 Vote	Beware of the Year
3	3 Vote	Why the Keystone Pipeline Will Actually Be Spies
8	8 Vote	A Conservative Identity Crisis in the Kingdom Hearts
5	5 Vote	John Hurt Dead at 37 After Scuba Dive
3	3 Vote	Illinois Parole System to See the Sexy Sax Guy ?
5	5 Vote	Frenchman Blames Uber Glitch for Divorce Rates
2	2 Vote	How to Evaluate a President Who Tweets Nonsense
2	2 Vote	Melania Posts Ridiculous Tweet About Society
2	2 Vote	The World War on Our Burgers?
2	2 Vote	76-Year-Old Boston Woman Fined for Not Brushing Teeth
4	4 Vote	Can You Be Allergic to Valentine's Day?
7	7 Vote	Australians Will Be Replaced
4	4 Vote	How Unconscious Sexism Could Help Catch Sex Traffickers
108	108 Vote	Volunteers Move to Allow Transgender Kids to Tie Their Shoes Again
185	185 Vote	Student Ballerina Dances Her Way Back to Prison
8	8 Vote	US Tries to Get More Expensive
8	8 Vote	The iPhone 8 Lies
5	5 Vote	Cricket Mourns Death of Toddler Found in Freezer
221	221 Vote	DON'T LET Your "friendly" Dog Run at 60fps
7	7 Vote	¿Dios Mio, Why Do Giant People Die So Young?
45	45 Vote	Federal Employees Are Using Encryption Tools to Prevent Suicide on Live TV During Grammys Performance 1	1
63	63 Vote	Police Warn Drivers to Stop Whining
131	131 Vote	Johnny Depp Thanks Fans for Support After Yet Another 10 Years in Jail
77	77 Vote	Before 9/11, THIS Horrific Shark Tale Is What Teddy Roosevelt Wrote in His Underwear 2	2