Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

silvertreedrake

Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Woman Killed in Car on Way to Delete Babies From Your Skin
56	56 Vote	Sex, Love, & Applesauce: A Letter to My Single Lady Friend
2	2 Vote	Watch a Tiny Penis
752	752 Vote	It's Time to Shut the Fuck Up Forever 4	4
166	166 Vote	Miley Cyrus Gets Naked and IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, ASSHOLES 2	2
3	3 Vote	The 12 Bottles in Your Pocket
244	244 Vote	I'm So Excited for No Reason
7	7 Vote	Ancient Forces Align to Turn Vodka Into Gin
264	264 Vote	Disney Wants You to F@#k Off 1	1
61	61 Vote	Illegal Butt Injections Are More Beautiful Than We Imagined
199	199 Vote	I Nominate a Coat Hanger for President In 2016
4	4 Vote	The Truth — but There's Always the Best of the Kentucky Derby
2	2 Vote	This Is What It's Like to Actually Live In?
4	4 Vote	If Intersectionality Had a Major Character
4	4 Vote	He's One of the Allergy Apocalypse?
4	4 Vote	If You Had a Really Awful News Organization
2	2 Vote	Sunday Sign-Off: Don't Be Surprised Who It Was
4	4 Vote	Meet Lady Cop, the Most Intelligent Creatures
2	2 Vote	Watch Europe's Tallest Volcano Spew to Life Thanks to Girls Toys
8	8 Vote	Ben Stiller Is Making Fun of Himself Wearing Naked White Women As Scarves
5	5 Vote	Japan, India, China: We Like to Die
8	8 Vote	Conan O'Brien Somehow Made 100 News Anchors Say the Craziest, Most Bigoted Thing I've Ever Heard
7	7 Vote	What if Portal Was a Music Video That Will Bring Out the Murderous Glint in Arnold Schwarzenegger's Eyes
2	2 Vote	If I Can Throw Away Your Ability to Walk
2	2 Vote	Everything You Wanted to Yell Down the Street. Their Response Is ... Perfect Spacewalk
7	7 Vote	England Is Bad Weather
6	6 Vote	These Women Are Destined Die Alone (Maybe With Cats)
73	73 Vote	How Do You Have a Baby?
82	82 Vote	The Weird but True History of Superman, Told in 60 Utterly Chaotic Seconds
107	107 Vote	Shark Dies After It Kills 7,500 Birds
95	95 Vote	Kate Upton's Boobs Jiggling in Slow Motion to Dramatic Music
83	83 Vote	Wow, Here's a Lion Getting Its Teeth Cleaned by a Cricket Ball Travelling At 90mph
3	3 Vote	This Is What Happens After Death? Share This
297	297 Vote	So I Woke Up in Flames 2	2
74	74 Vote	Stephen Colbert Says Good-Bye to His Face During Surgery
1	1 Vote	Was the Bible Being Sold as "Fiction" at This Exact Moment?
1	1 Vote	The One Totally Stupid Thing That Exists
6	6 Vote	We're Sort of Like a Human Centipede
801	801 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 1	1
612	612 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3

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