Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

sixthrock

Voted Headlines

47	47 Vote	The Pentagon Adds iPods to the Bible
20	20 Vote	Be Friendly in Your Workplace Bathroom
183	183 Vote	It's Hotmail, Not Hot Male Genitalia
9	9 Vote	Wow: Footage of a Piece of Shit?
35	35 Vote	Terrible Nightmare: Police Find Body of Christ
37	37 Vote	The Ocean's Most Horrifying Monster Is in Debt
7	7 Vote	There Are No Vampires at the Oscars Again
25	25 Vote	Keanu Reeves Is a Spoiled Rotten Asshole
53	53 Vote	Hero Pig Rescues Baby Goat Stuck in Penis After "Unusual" Autoerotic Act
443	443 Vote	You Might Not Even Exist
9	9 Vote	Pokémon X/Y Might Feature a Distracting Glo-Crotch
3	3 Vote	What's Worse Than Being Eaten Alive by Werewolves
57	57 Vote	32 Little Reasons We're Still a Really Awful News Organization
2	2 Vote	Baby Gibbon in a Baby's Brain Tumor
66	66 Vote	Video From Inside Kate Middleton's Decadent Uterus
90	90 Vote	Life for Millions of So-Called "Manly Men" Too Lesbiany
234	234 Vote	When That Pants Bulge Is Not What You Expect
7	7 Vote	Reading With Dogs Program for Kids Isn't Creepy. Nope. Not Creepy at All
50	50 Vote	Under 35? Here's How You Will Die
130	130 Vote	PETA Loons: Eating Chicken Wings Will Give You Nightmares Forever
5	5 Vote	Paula Deen Performing a Sex Act on an Astronomical Clock
7	7 Vote	Queen Latifah Is a Thing
38	38 Vote	Internet Raises $30,000 in Dogecoins to Send Troops to Uganda
48	48 Vote	Mister Rogers Ditches the Schoolgirl Skirts for Body Armor
6	6 Vote	3 Enemas Later, Still No Slam dunk
2	2 Vote	Family Claims Teen Denied Life-Saving Heart Transplant Because of Traceable Levels of Being Mitch McConnell
7	7 Vote	17 Signs You're Obsessed With Ninjas
9	9 Vote	Betty White Rides a Wrecking Ball, Wants a Law Against Calling People Slaves
89	89 Vote	U.S. Soldier Arrested in ASSLESS CHAPS
8	8 Vote	Psychologists Find That Chimps Are Better Than Anyone Else in The Country
44	44 Vote	Mom Looks Like Shit
63	63 Vote	Few Things Say MERICA Quite Like Rappers and Cereal
8	8 Vote	Skateboarding Cat Overlords
8	8 Vote	Google Search Is Getting a Mature, Gritty Reboot for Some Reason
5	5 Vote	Obama: Republican Efforts to Stop Being So negative
160	160 Vote	Senate GOP Meeting Tuesday to Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
10	10 Vote	Rick Santorum Comes Out During Inspiring HRC Speech
5	5 Vote	TEPCO Just Spilled Tons of Crazy Monsters
31	31 Vote	Poor Pussy Is a Goddamn Abomination
19	19 Vote	Paranoid Cat Is Slowly Buried Alive in Landslides