Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

98	98 Vote	Football Fan Realizes He's Been Cheering With a Gun
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1
244	244 Vote	Why I Am Proud to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
251	251 Vote	Kanye West Explains Why Women "Want to Eat" Babies
428	428 Vote	When Did "The United States" Become a Thing 1	1
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
369	369 Vote	Man Dies After Being Rejected by "Haters"
121	121 Vote	Kittens Frolicking Is Basically Porn
251	251 Vote	Man Sentenced to Sexy Teen Drama 3	3
421	421 Vote	Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay 2	2
302	302 Vote	New Game Is Stupid 2	2
173	173 Vote	Miraculously, Nobody Was Hurt by This 9-Year-Old
235	235 Vote	Stealth Game Where You Argue About Slashfic
223	223 Vote	Nic Cage as Disney Princesses
109	109 Vote	All Dogs Go to Prison
342	342 Vote	Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't 1	1
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
507	507 Vote	Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You 2	2
275	275 Vote	Puppy Tries to Defund Obamacare 1	1
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
194	194 Vote	Jesus Christ This Mini Kitten Is So Heartwarming
252	252 Vote	In Defense of Selfies at Funerals 2	2
306	306 Vote	Bears Have Figured Out How Mirrors Work, Uses One to Go Vegan, Has Chickpea-Induced Nervous Breakdown
104	104 Vote	Snake Slithers Out of Class [NSFW]
134	134 Vote	Wolf Blitzer Asks Atheist Tornado Survivor, Do You Have Cancer
571	571 Vote	There's So Much Ass 2	2
125	125 Vote	Madonna: I Was Doctor Seuss
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
313	313 Vote	U.S. Government Shut Down Mother Nature 2	2
297	297 Vote	It's Unlikely You've Ever Loved Anything
786	786 Vote	U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now 5	5
892	892 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
328	328 Vote	Martin Luther King Jr. Had an AMAZING Plan to Destroy Earth 1	1
208	208 Vote	"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Polonium
211	211 Vote	Here's a Dog That Looks Like a Cell Phone
170	170 Vote	The One Awesome Fact About Eating Squid Sperm
234	234 Vote	What It's Like to Read Interspecies Erotica 2	2
146	146 Vote	Find Out What to Think 1	1
135	135 Vote	There's No Such Thing as a Stripper
299	299 Vote	How to Make Black Friends 1	1

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