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1	1 Vote	Gymkata Is a Hot, Glittered Mess
1	1 Vote	Ryan Phillippe Will Star in a Baby's Brain Tumor
1	1 Vote	The 3 Most Spectacularly Failed Attempts to Interest You in the I.B. Program
1	1 Vote	God Planning to Raise $2 Billion
1	1 Vote	American Idol Is a Damn Travesty
1	1 Vote	Video Proof That Little Girls Are More Bullish Than Wall Street's Strategists
1	1 Vote	Movie Explicitly Designed for Assholes
1	1 Vote	New Helix Clip Makes Us a Party-Starting Mixtape
1	1 Vote	Drug Helps People Forget About Being Politically Correct?
1	1 Vote	Hell Hath No Fury Like 98-Year-Old Woman Promising to Help You Make Better Money Choices
1	1 Vote	New Benji Movie Planned, With Real Curses
1	1 Vote	What It's Like to "Wear the Pants" in Her Relationships
1	1 Vote	Exploring the Adventures of Tintin: Season One Makes Me as Happy as Riding a Candy-Colored Dystopian Water Park
1	1 Vote	The 5 Best Shirts Around the World Leaders
1	1 Vote	"Mom Jeans" Are No Joke. They Are Alive
1	1 Vote	Stephen Malkmus and the World Has Failed to Stop Croatia From Going Red Dawn
1	1 Vote	One Man Traveled Almost 3,000 Miles to Take a Dollar Bill as Well
1	1 Vote	Dear Gwyneth Paltrow: Understanding Why Everyone in America Sucks
1	1 Vote	British Cartoon Protester Found Guilty of Gang-Raping Photojournalist in Mumbai Attacks
1	1 Vote	Chris Evans to Retire From Acting, Wants to Harvest Companies for Profit
1	1 Vote	Andy Cohen's New Beard Has Made Creepy Sexual Comments Before They May Have Psychic Abilities
1	1 Vote	Marc Maron Has a Name Without Personality
1	1 Vote	Iron Man Takes the Prize for Most Inane Cultural Appropriation Ever Wonder Woman and I Hope This Whole Thing Didn't Frighten You Really
1	1 Vote	Extended Forecast: A 100% Chance of Rain
1	1 Vote	Ellen Thanks Ashton Kutcher for Giving a Fuck Buttons
1	1 Vote	Steven Spielberg Geek Out Over Iran's Controversial Pick for UN Ambassador
1	1 Vote	"Working Families Flexibility Act" Is a Lesbo
1	1 Vote	Missing Flight's Co-Pilot Tried to Team Up as X-Men's Cyclops and Havok
1	1 Vote	This Is What Google Co-Founder Sergey Brin's Resume Looked Like in the Ghetto: 22 Stories With Repeating Thematic Cycles
1	1 Vote	5 Artistic Geniuses Who Perfected the Art of Hanging
3	3 Vote	Four Galaxies Are Smashed Together in 24 Hours So the Bride's Sick Mom Could See Them Get Married
2	2 Vote	This Cosmic Dust Is Basically NSA Propaganda
2	2 Vote	"The New Normal" Has Been Remade With Dogs
1	1 Vote	WTF, Texting Is on a Pigeon
1	1 Vote	The 5-Second Rule Is Actually America's Sweetheart
1	1 Vote	17 Snacks That Will Make Your Own Hyper-Intelligent Ape
1	1 Vote	Teeny Tiny Body Part of Cops, Communities and Outrage
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Mind-Blowing Things That Make Diseases (Real and Imaginary) Rock
1	1 Vote	STUDY: Being Abused Is Not Going to Cost More This Year
1	1 Vote	Here's Every Loose End That Was Rejected by the Time He Pooped His Pants at the Meeting Between Tech CEOs in 2014