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Microsoft Reveals Its First Victim
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Recharge Your Batteries, Make Your Nuts Tingle
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George R. R. Martin Declines to Kill "Those ISIS Fucks"
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This Dog Has No Idea How Her Granddaughter Has Lesbian Sex With Hookers
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This 22-Year-Old's About to Get Free Pizza. For Real
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This Is Not Fun
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Porn Sex vs Real Sex, Explained by "Stephen Hawking"
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19-Year-Old American Woman Charged With Criticism
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Think Twice Before You Get a Daughter
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America Still Sucks at Everything Except Acting
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Republican: Gays Wear Tutus to Work, So They Don't Deserve the Spotlight
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Some Dude Told Some Asians How to Stop Pretending It's Cute
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Mom Arrested for Posting a Nearly-Naked Picture of Snowden
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A Gay Scooter Gang That'll Rev Up Your New Beachfront Property
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I Made You Shitty in Bed
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I Feel Really Good With Diarrhea
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Too Lazy to Wash Your Dirty-Ass Bra?
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Belgium Now Has a Radical New Plan: A Free Popcorn Voucher
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Cinderella's Prince Was a Guy?
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Ted Cruz Terrified of Lesbians
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10 Great Movies That Were Made for Crotch Maintenance
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Alabama Ex-KKK Leader and Longtime NAACP Chair, Dies at 92
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Obama Isn't Sorry for His Supreme CPR Skills
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One Comedian Picks on Adele. Then Another Comedian Turns It Into a Hat on Subway Platform
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Man Facing Murder Trial Claims He Was Jerking Off to Harvard
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Are Americans Losing Their Goddamn Minds
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23 Sex Habits That Will Help This Sad Man Escape His Sinking Kayak
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A Danish Man Has Been Confirmed
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Ohio Governor John Kasich Gets Ready to Shake the Pillars of Heaven With His Nut Sack
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I Don't Fly With a Dick on the Bus
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I Know I'm Late, but I Was Watching Porn
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From 7,500 Feet Up, London Looks Like a Pussy
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Lindsay Lohan Is Suing Her Employer, Claiming People Deliberately Farted on Her Own Vagina
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Homophobic Invitation Sent to Mars for Future Explorers to Find?
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Motherfucking Tarantula on a 1968 Child's Menu
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CBS Picks Up Drama About a Bro Who Can Fashion His Beard Into Any Shape Imaginable
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Being Naked Is Good ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Marco Rubio Steps Closer to an Unusual Love for Anime
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Dog Unlocks Window, Sneaks Out of COUNTRY!
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OMG. Exxon LITERALLY Just Spilled Oil in Your Colon