Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	Massive, Kilometer-Sized Asteroid Was Just Arrested
4	4 Vote	Trail Runner Attacked and Gored by Bison in Utah Found With Stolen Vehicle, Rattlesnake, Uranium
7	7 Vote	Movies That Were Perfectly Captured on Camera
136	136 Vote	How I Asked My Wife for an Uruk-Hai Scimitar
55	55 Vote	Never Drain Pasta in the Bahamas
53	53 Vote	Uhh... Walmart? Are You an Asian Woman?
3	3 Vote	Here's a Brand New Species, Scientists Say "Hooray"
6	6 Vote	150 Year Old Woman Were Found Dead at Age 99
87	87 Vote	The Worm That Nearly Destroyed Me
106	106 Vote	This Building Is Covered in Curry
73	73 Vote	Tentacruel Totally Looks Like an Unappetizing Walmart Cake
9	9 Vote	The 10 Best Cities in Louisiana Are Flown to Safety
56	56 Vote	Snakes Love Music but Can't Imagine Marrying
3	3 Vote	Hey Mitch, Can You Recognize a Bacterial Infection?
6	6 Vote	Scottish Beavers Causing Problems on Mount Everest CLIMB
4	4 Vote	No Smartphones in Sight, Just a Piano
198	198 Vote	Google Has a SMELL
9	9 Vote	The Ship Was Utterly Consumed With All These Guinea Pigs
420	420 Vote	Technically, Earth Does Not Exist
54	54 Vote	Seals Have Been Identified, Authorities Say
145	145 Vote	Animals Are Boiled ALIVE to Make You LOL
187	187 Vote	Bill Nye Delivers Profanity-Laced Attack on Teenager Who Later Died
46	46 Vote	Khloe Kardashian Goes to Sleep Everytime I Board a Plane
117	117 Vote	Give Dad the Gift of Relentless Incoherence
94	94 Vote	Pelosi Under Pressure to Open a Tightly Sealed Jar
90	90 Vote	(Almost) Every Easter Egg Hidden in Body Cavity
66	66 Vote	Body Found in Drawer Could Be Hitting Restaurants Soon
429	429 Vote	Burger King Has Been Arrested
103	103 Vote	Live Shellfish Is Served $5,800 Wine by Mistake
67	67 Vote	Michelle Obama to Produce Fertile Egg
144	144 Vote	Robert E. Lee Statue Removed From Man's Stomach
93	93 Vote	Read This Before You Eat Costco's $1 Hot Dog Is Made Entirely of Coat Hangers!
432	432 Vote	Baby Dies at 97
80	80 Vote	Why Mike Myers Has Turned Into Compost
245	245 Vote	Columbine High School Musical
170	170 Vote	"Unprecedented" Number of Ducklings
9	9 Vote	Three-Year-Old's Birthday Theme Is Some Seriously Large Heineken Kegs
183	183 Vote	Trump Laughs Off Supporter's Suggestion to Shoot Dog, Shoots Himself Instead 2	2
35	35 Vote	P.J. Tucker Is Making a Weird Growling Noise
185	185 Vote	Meh, at Least 55 Dead in Bathroom at San Francisco 1	1

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