Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

8	8 Vote	Lectures for a Giant Pig?
118	118 Vote	15 Signs It's Time to Stop Calling Them "Doge"
179	179 Vote	This Swedish Science Teacher Lost 37 Pounds After Eating Nothing but Garbage
143	143 Vote	Watch a Volcano Eruption Up Close, as Filmed by a Five-Year-Old
144	144 Vote	55 Things I Learned as a "Murderer"
7	7 Vote	This Year, They're the Worst. SHRIMP
531	531 Vote	Canada Is a Huge Hoax
4	4 Vote	This Year, You Should Have to F—king Eat
170	170 Vote	Xbox One Is Crying
341	341 Vote	Damn, That's Impressive Corn
125	125 Vote	Apparently Batman Is Objectively Better Than a Donut
386	386 Vote	What Are You, a Goddamn Omelet 2	2
328	328 Vote	These Kittens Walking Down Stairs Will Steal Your Entire Genome
134	134 Vote	The Everyday Life of String Cheese
120	120 Vote	This Jurassic Park Theme Tune Sung by Goats
21	21 Vote	Tim Cook Yourself
368	368 Vote	This Tiny Cat Found the Secret to Immortality. It's Pretty Awesome
126	126 Vote	Mommy, Why Did This Skull Explode?
272	272 Vote	Six Lifehacks That Will Not Be Used at My Funeral
108	108 Vote	Build a Huge Pumpkin Pie For...No Real Reason
7	7 Vote	Women Are Getting Demolished
447	447 Vote	74-Year-Old Woman Released From Jail, Drops New Mixtape 1	1
377	377 Vote	Doctors Use Their Medical Superpowers to Cure Baby Born With Morality 1	1
145	145 Vote	I'm a Sucker for Horrible Stupid Garbage
718	718 Vote	Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal 4	4
130	130 Vote	I Have a Beard 1	1
125	125 Vote	The Glacier That Killed the Titanic Is Firing Icebergs Faster Than Your Toenails
404	404 Vote	Why Do People Like Me
41	41 Vote	Radioactive Boars From Chernobyl Are Still Wearing Beats Headphones Despite Fines
3	3 Vote	The Ice Cube
129	129 Vote	This May Be About Ducks
143	143 Vote	Every Night, the Robot Uprising
330	330 Vote	Enormous 14-Pound Baby Threatened to Kill Me
310	310 Vote	"AAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!" Is for Sale 3	3
343	343 Vote	Beyoncé May Have Been Stalking Humanity for 70,000 Years
251	251 Vote	"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Leather
280	280 Vote	Sick of Rich People Telling Me How to Cut a Mango 2	2
110	110 Vote	Beyoncé s BEYONCÉ Is Killing Thousands Every Year
123	123 Vote	There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got a Whole Bag of Peanuts
380	380 Vote	Sega Abandons Notion That Anyone Deserves Anything

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