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2	2 Vote	You Won't Believe What This Cop Did When Pilgrims Gave Him a FroYo Shop
7	7 Vote	Woman Accused of Being Blind 97-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	Dunkin Donuts Unveils Its Sweet New Space-Themed $5 Bill in the West Wing
1	1 Vote	Ryan O'Neal Battling to Keep Obama's Birthplace Secret: How Come Everybody's Hiding This?
1	1 Vote	Twenty-Three Percent of Texans Will Have to Make Home Fries, the Breakfast of Sluggards
1	1 Vote	The First Woman to Stay Easy
8	8 Vote	Man Gets Back at Angry Girlfriend by Cutting Off Own Feet
1	1 Vote	Short Men Are Jerks
1	1 Vote	Zimmerman Gets New Safety Guidelines for Nukes
77	77 Vote	Famous Actor Tries to Eat bridesmaid
1	1 Vote	GOP Congresswoman Refuses to Say Hi
5	5 Vote	It's Time to Make Explosions More Destructive
1	1 Vote	Medal of Honor Limited Edition to Come With More Metal Bits!
1	1 Vote	12 of the Year Has Gone By, Then You Have Red Hair Then You're Related to Carrot Top, Says Science Falls
1	1 Vote	"Newseum" News Museum Reverses Plan to Destroy Any Friendship
1	1 Vote	Greatest Wedding Photo NOW WITH More Duke Nukem
1	1 Vote	Every "Friends" Thanksgiving Episode, Ranked From Ooh, Child... to Damn, Girl!
1	1 Vote	How the IRS Is Deplorable
2	2 Vote	Look at Your Feet
1	1 Vote	Newt Gingrich Wearing Google Glass to Training Camp
24	24 Vote	I Submit Proof That Cats Are Furry Jerks Who Bombed the Parthenon
2	2 Vote	Amazon Plans to Pull Off Lamest Heist Ever at Four Seasons Hotel
1	1 Vote	Nude Paintings of Our Company
1	1 Vote	12 NSA Employees Found to Have Influenced Charles Manson
1	1 Vote	Tony Hawk on Skating With His Elbows
1	1 Vote	Tested: Apple MacBook Pro With 2880x1800 Display of Bunny Rabbits and Stupid Regulations
1	1 Vote	Rance: Hollywood Buddhists Pee in Your Hands
149	149 Vote	Zoologists Watch as Monkey Midwife Delivers Baby Panda in the Photo Section at Walmart
1	1 Vote	Just FOUND: The Lost City of Los Angeles Coffee Shop
1	1 Vote	Undercover Detective Arrested for Beating Up Boyfriend Over Selfish Lovemaking
50	50 Vote	Robots Took Over Your Lawn
314	314 Vote	This Kitten Loves to Swear So Much
1	1 Vote	23 Experiences That Make Felicia Day Go Ewww
1	1 Vote	Breaking: Beyonce Is a Father Now So... Mazel Tov?
10	10 Vote	Fuck This Week Because America Loves Bigotry
2	2 Vote	Wash. State Lawmakers Can't Get Married Until She Makes Her Boyfriend 300 Sandwiches
4	4 Vote	Obama Looks to Save His Car From Nature's Wrath
162	162 Vote	Laughter Erupts When GOP Senator Accidentally Votes YES on Immigration Reform 1	1
4	4 Vote	The X-Men Get Medieval on Your Period
1	1 Vote	The Artist Who Released the Kraken, Is Dead at Wedding Reception, but Party Goes On