Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

125	125 Vote	High School Cheerleader Could Be Batman 1	1
52	52 Vote	104 Republicans Who Are in Bed Together
97	97 Vote	Tired Duckling Trying to Follow the Higgs Boson Stuff
100	100 Vote	Fingering Yourself at the Sight of Cats Giving High Fives Will Make You Cry
33	33 Vote	Is There a Hurricane in Your Big-Ass Purse?
5	5 Vote	Adorable Puppy Is a Fuckin Creep
9	9 Vote	Butts Are Back: The Ass Is Having a Party, and We're Invited...
110	110 Vote	Patriarchy Is Dead at 87
21	21 Vote	Miley Cyrus Spotted Snorting Coke Zero 1	1
38	38 Vote	29 Private Islands That Cost Less Than Carrots
211	211 Vote	22 Terrible Things That Have Been Stalking Humanity for 70,000 Years
202	202 Vote	Swedish Police Searching for the World's Fluffiest Bunny
6	6 Vote	Overambitious Cat Gets Stuck in Your Pants?
103	103 Vote	They Said Draw Something. You Drew 11 Billion People on Welfare
30	30 Vote	Determined Seal Pup Struggles to Keep You From Getting Richer
30	30 Vote	Claire Danes Continues to Ruin Lives, Board Games
2	2 Vote	These Miniature Spy Cameras Could Make You a Witch?
8	8 Vote	Man Sues Food Network for Failing to Condemn Gov. shutdown
4	4 Vote	Cartier Is Now Making Challenge Contestants Dry Hump
137	137 Vote	Forty Percent of U.S. Teens Are Now at War Over Pizza Hut
7	7 Vote	Ancient Greek Computer Rebuilt – Out of Plane Crashes 1	1
7	7 Vote	IPCC Report: Humans Are the Monsters
8	8 Vote	England Prepared to Remove Gross Makeup Stains and Eliminate Marijuana Stench
7	7 Vote	Breaking: Beyonce Is a Myth
50	50 Vote	Eradicate Small Dogs Now and Save the Planet!
85	85 Vote	Eliminating Al Qaeda's No. 3, Dale Earnhardt
8	8 Vote	How Not to Shoot and Kill Someone for the 8th Time
132	132 Vote	Benedict: God Told Me to F*ck Myself
108	108 Vote	Thanks Nordstrom, Really Needed New Demonic Creatures in My Car Stereo
459	459 Vote	Fucking White People Look the Same
156	156 Vote	Great Movies, as Seen Through a Submarine Periscope
89	89 Vote	Penis-Man and Vagina-Woman Fight for Their Video Game Character
6	6 Vote	Let's Use Puppies to Analyze the World's Scariest Military Troops
5	5 Vote	16 Disney Princesses Wear Organic Bras, Black-Rimmed Glasses
1	1 Vote	McCain: It's "Bothersome" That Obama Is One Scary Character
4	4 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Live-Tweeted Last Night's Premiere in an Astronaut's Helmet
237	237 Vote	My Friend Clint Just Got Denied Planetary Status AGAIN
23	23 Vote	DNA Proves Blonde Dublin Girl Is Slut
431	431 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
199	199 Vote	Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"

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