Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

143	143 Vote	Horse in a Speedo
248	248 Vote	Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult
123	123 Vote	White House to Give Up Already
159	159 Vote	Teens Steal Credit Card, Use It Wisely
88	88 Vote	Boston Still Drunk, but Not Much Else
38	38 Vote	San Diego Man Facing 13 Years of Jane Fonda's Workout Tapes
124	124 Vote	Justin Bieber SICKENED by Nerve Gas After Opening Box Labeled "Pandora"
144	144 Vote	Cat Hangs Out in Classroom After Using Heroin
178	178 Vote	Kids Rap About Science, Somehow Don't Look Like Total Assholes
200	200 Vote	Texas Gov. Rick Perry Announces He Has a Terrible Idea
193	193 Vote	Jet Crashes Into Window as Crowd Chants USA! USA! 1	1
70	70 Vote	Terrified TX Woman Calls in Paranormal Investigators to Solve Homelessness
9	9 Vote	The Gowanus Dolphin Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
123	123 Vote	New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Masturbate
54	54 Vote	Overambitious Cat Gets Stuck in Earth Orbit
225	225 Vote	Keep Your Guinea Pig Protected With a GRENADE 1	1
162	162 Vote	Laughter Erupts When GOP Senator Accidentally Votes YES on Immigration Reform 1	1
6	6 Vote	Bitches Be Crazy Expensive
8	8 Vote	Breakthrough Research Suggests Women Can Make Eggs
125	125 Vote	Katy Perry Reinvents Herself by Setting Fire to Her Formerly Obese Half-Sister
2	2 Vote	Mars Rover on Track for 5 Years Probation for Child porn
6	6 Vote	NYC Preschoolers Don't Give a Fuck About Any of Your Biz
5	5 Vote	Emu Escapes Arizona Man's Home, Dies After Boyfriend's Gun Allegedly Discharges During Loving Gesture
2	2 Vote	Next Year, You'll Be So Pathetic and Infuriatingly Dumb?
2	2 Vote	"Hookup Culture" Is Officially Not a Good Thing
150	150 Vote	Teen Quits US School After Being Blasted by Lasers
340	340 Vote	Oh, Dear God: The Chilling Moment a Husband Wakes Up From Surgery and Realizes He Has No Furniture
108	108 Vote	Dog Forced to Sign People Up For ObamaCare
3	3 Vote	Atheism a Religion? Sure, Why Not?
205	205 Vote	Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult Than It Needs To Be
26	26 Vote	Most Women Suffer From Spontaneous Human Combustion
77	77 Vote	Justin Bieber Refuses to Die
285	285 Vote	Ready or Not: Navy Prepares to Bombard Moon
309	309 Vote	Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
134	134 Vote	Hollywood Out of Wood
283	283 Vote	Google Threatens to Fuck Up
7	7 Vote	Paranoid Cat Is Trying to Become Law
240	240 Vote	Stop Using Fake Holidays as an Excuse to Bang 4	4
4	4 Vote	People Get Tired of People
2	2 Vote	America Should Be the Dumbest People Alive

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