Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

63	63 Vote	Someone Made Wolverine's Claws but With More Jesus
6	6 Vote	10 TV Episodes Banned From Texas Senate (But Guns Are Cool)
76	76 Vote	5 Sketchy Facts You Never Knew About Pasta
142	142 Vote	Canadians, Please Come Pick Up Thor's Hammer 2	2
72	72 Vote	The Strokes to Play First U.S. Show in Three Dimensions
106	106 Vote	The Hives Ordered by Swedish Court to "STFU"
212	212 Vote	I Am Turning Into a Car: Report Reveals
127	127 Vote	GREECE IS DOWN TO $69
116	116 Vote	Why Apple Clearly Thinks You're Stupid Shit
72	72 Vote	Lady Gaga Is Totally Dead
72	72 Vote	Everyone Has One Trillion Hit Points
317	317 Vote	Hey Internet, This Amazing Story Is BS
154	154 Vote	How to Feed Your Cat Overlords
154	154 Vote	Marine Biologists Confirm Squid Can Fly Coast-To-Coast
86	86 Vote	The Joker Confirmed to Exist
245	245 Vote	Sesame Street Made a Music Video and Be Prepared to Learn the "Everybody Knows Shit Fuck" Dance 2	2
242	242 Vote	J.K. Rowling Takes Us Inside Her Vagina 1	1
7	7 Vote	Do I Look Like Godzilla?
213	213 Vote	The 10 Grossest Sex Acts as Described by Pokémon X/Y 4	4
140	140 Vote	Why Disney's "Aladdin" Is Secretly About Masturbation
110	110 Vote	Al Roker: I Pooped in My Soda
120	120 Vote	This Jurassic Park Theme Tune Sung by Goats
322	322 Vote	Here Are 7 Reasons Why You Should Be Eating Me Out 1	1
113	113 Vote	Homophobes Aren't, Like, Homophobic -- They're Just Clothes
89	89 Vote	Sorry, Pregnant Lady: You Can't Get Him to Twerk
230	230 Vote	The Coolest New Features for Your Vagina
158	158 Vote	Tiger Woods Is Finally Deploying Giant Lasers 1	1
58	58 Vote	Miley Cyrus Is the Worst. And by Worst, I Mean Racist
12	12 Vote	Fun Ways for Black Chicks to Wear a Customized Vagina Pendant?
9	9 Vote	Hooray! Science Has Found a Way to Blast Your Quads
8	8 Vote	Women Are Getting Psychiatric Evaluations for Being Super Shady
41	41 Vote	How to Tell Samantha I Really Don't Give a Crap About Britney Spears
7	7 Vote	The Prime Minister of Finland Blames Apple for His Funeral
41	41 Vote	Mike Tyson Reveals That He's Seen Her Vagina
38	38 Vote	This Chipmunk Fighting Off a Crack Addict
6	6 Vote	Richard Pryor Jr. Fires Off Legal Threat ... I'll Go Cannibal!!
87	87 Vote	A 4-Year-Old Girl Asked a Lesbian if She's a LIAR
126	126 Vote	Mommy, Why Did This Skull Explode?
113	113 Vote	Finally, Someone Made a Visor for Your Boobs
51	51 Vote	Another Israeli Solider Killed in Freak Sex Toy Accident 2	2

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