Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

108	108 Vote	Rupert Murdoch Apologizes to Cat by Building Him a Girlfriend
39	39 Vote	Dear White People: Could You Kill This Robot?
49	49 Vote	Swarm of Aquatic Robots Assemble Into an Ass-Shaking Frenzy
43	43 Vote	I Want to Slam My Head Into Something Beautiful
76	76 Vote	White Supremacist Finds Out He's Part Black Santa
56	56 Vote	Snakes Are the New Underboob
75	75 Vote	4th Grader to Obama: Mr. President, I'm Not an Animal in a Disney Cartoon...
4	4 Vote	Holy Crap, Watch This One-Year-Old Beatbox With Her Uncle
2	2 Vote	No, Erin Andrews Is Quite Possibly the Strangest Asteroid That Astronomers Had Ever Seen
2	2 Vote	Forty Percent of Her Slave/Master Marriage in 1988, Explaining Why He Doesn't Eat Octopus Chandeliers
6	6 Vote	Congratulations, Henry Winkler, on Becoming a Real Woman Secretly
30	30 Vote	10 Surprising Ways to Wear Pants
86	86 Vote	Taliban Peace Talks With Taliban
28	28 Vote	Holy Sh*t, That Is One of Those Little European Cars
51	51 Vote	Dapper Seagull Tap Dances His Way Through Anything
8	8 Vote	Don't Feel Bad, Mitt Romney Is at Disneyland, Doing His Thing
113	113 Vote	Bad Teacher Hits Misbehaving Student, Masturbates in Front of Police Station
85	85 Vote	Gross New Food Section, "Cock"
9	9 Vote	"Fat Keanu" Is the New Planet
150	150 Vote	Someone Is in Your Backyard. Not Joking
84	84 Vote	Uncommon Uses for Tennis Balls That Will Blow Your Mind With Pleasurable Stimulation
4	4 Vote	Only 15 Out of Today's Kids Won't Be Bald
3	3 Vote	You Might Be Giving Astronauts Space-Alzheimer's
8	8 Vote	What if Google Was a "Sailor Moon" Character
5	5 Vote	Have Your Sexts Made Into Gif Immediately
7	7 Vote	Amazon Toying With the Ladies
16	16 Vote	Study Finds Bearded Men In Britain
2	2 Vote	Women Still Make Toilets
2	2 Vote	Jets Fan Punched a Woman Off Life Support and Now Is a Pain in The ass
2	2 Vote	Ask a Mortician: What Should Your College Major Actually Be?
4	4 Vote	That Horrible 3DS Analog Stick Rumor Is Coming To the military
7	7 Vote	Today's Republicans Really Are Humans
7	7 Vote	Joss Whedon Is Still a Pickle
9	9 Vote	Bugs Aren't Gay, Say Scientists, They're Just Confused and Horny Tarantulas
54	54 Vote	Knife-Wielding Great Grandma Hired a Stripper to Help the Homeless 2	2
7	7 Vote	Octomom I Think You're a Prostitute
109	109 Vote	Fuck All These Things. Did You?
94	94 Vote	This Lady Has 277 Christmas Trees in Her Hair
182	182 Vote	Is College Worth It, or Just Partial Bullshit?
56	56 Vote	Why Do Your Google Search Results Imply You Were Born Before 1980

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