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Please Treat Me Like an Accordion

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Oh yeah baby, I like it when you talk dirty!

Nintendo's Latest Switch Accessory Is a Machete

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Probably less dangerous than a Wiimote.

Seinfeld Is Coming to "Mortal Kombat 11"

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And yet we still can't get Waluigi in Smash Bros.

Scooters Are Becoming Woke

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#NotAllVespas

2-Year-Old Girl Eaten Alive by Crocodiles After Falling Into Volcano

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Lava crocodiles are the worst.

Be Who You Date

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Oh God no!

Nicki Minaj and Cardi B and Bernie Sanders Taking a Bath

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Damn Bernie still got it

Macaulay Culkin Had a Golden Shower for Christmas?

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No, you're thinking of Trump.

Jeffrey Epstein Ended His Life With Giant Cats Looming Over Him

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That's probably how I'll go.

On a Collision Course With the Lord

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Pretty sure this is already a bumper sticker, or maybe a country song.

Kellyanne Goes on Stabbing Rampage Inside Virginia Plasma Center

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It was only a matter of time, really.

How I Lost My Left Leg and Was Walking Around on Bone

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Ouch!

The Arabian Sand Boa Looks Like Steven Seagal

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The Arabian Sand Boa must be big and greasy.

Demon Statue at an Affordable Price

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Dammit I paid an arm and a leg for my demon statue

Sex Toys for Toddlers

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Finally!

Miley Cyrus Stirs Controversy With More Controversy

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Circular headline is circular

Humans Wearing "Teledildonic Suits" Can Now Have Sex With Stegosaurus Egg

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What a brave new world!

Remarks by President Taylor Swift

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Headlines from the future

Widow Died of "Broken Heart" Just Days After Being Thrown From Mall of America Balcony

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Are they sure it was because of a broken heart

Alabama Man Accused of Cultural Appropriation — Again

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When will Cleetus learn??

"The Real Slim Shady" Played on a Horse

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It's the next big viral video!

Legendary Nazi Submarine Discovered in Rwanda

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Wasn't this a movie with Matthew McConaughey?