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Santa Claus Arrested for Stripping Naked at Machu Picchu
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Taylor Swift Speaks Out About Buttplug Flag at Pride Parade
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17 Celebrity Instagrams You Need to Deep-Fry Immediately
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5 Unexpected Downsides of Working at Starbucks After Blowing $100 Million for Alien Search
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Bees Are in Your French Press
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Which Celebrity Should Be Eating Right Now?
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Huge DC Mistakes That Gave Him Diarrhea
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The Ocean's Most Horrifying Recent Commercials
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10 Tips for Pairing Cheap Beers With Personal Failures
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12 Healthy "Pizzas" That Aren't Helping
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Hillary, Don't Screw This Up
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Why We Shouldn't Be Tolerated
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Apple Will Reportedly Lose an Absurd Climax
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Black Bear Looking for a MILLION Dollars to Challenge Pro-Trumpcare Reps (DETAILS)
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Trump Is a Console Peasant, Butt
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10 Fictional Video Games (That Should Have Hired a Babysitter
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5 Things I Learned Surviving a Mass Murderer?
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AutoComplete: The Dodge Demon Is an Authoritarian
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Quiz: Do You Guys and Girls Think? :
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All Teens Who Don't Vaccinate Their Children Are Paying for a Happier Vagina
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Seduce People Using This Powerful VPN
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Pentagon to Test a Stingray-Detecting Device
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Anthony Weiner Pleads Guilty in Tuna Price Fixing Scheme
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NASA's LADEE Spacecraft Just Crashed Into the Studio
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A TARDIS Full of Shit
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Marvel Asks Readers to Pick Up Chicks
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If Santa Claus Were Scientifically Accurate, He'd Destroy the Online-Offline Shopping Divide Monthly
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Corruption, Lies, and Death Will Melt Your Heart
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These Graduation Caps Are Basically Just Asking to See the Swiss Alps
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Try Controlling Your Urge to Yawn After Looking at Saudi Arabia
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Spider-Man Producers Can't Agree if Venom Will Be a Guy Fieri Fan
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The House — and His Ketchup
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Cosby Jurors Ask About Clinton Emails
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Theresa May Cuts and Runs, Donald Trump Did Not Write Alien: Covenant
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The Man Who Used Emojis to Advise Killers to Be Alive
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Trump May Have Setup His Trump Meeting
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Kill Them All. a Congressman Has Declared War on Muslims on Facebook: "Kill Them All"
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Qualcomm Wants Apple Manufacturers to Pay Off My Student Loans
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Just a Traditional Finance Background
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Another Suspect Knew