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You Do Not Contain Real Onions

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That's a relief

Oh I Knew It, Pikachu Is Evil!

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This is literally just a headline with one extra word

39 Inexpensive Products That Only Cost a Lot

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"Budget" DIY projects be like

Teenager Collapses and Dies at 69

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Nice

I Actually Died in Suicide Pact

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Uh... Success?

How to Fight the Moon

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Activision would appreciate this

Miners Try to Get F*cked

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This is one letter off from being VERY bad

Congratulations on the Dong

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Me congratulating my transmasc friend after he has surgery

Most Americans Want to Kiss a Dinosaur?

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Kiss a dinosaur today, fuck a dragon tomorrow

Naughty Dog Is Scared of Thunder

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First Activision being scared of the moon, now this!?

If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend

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This is just a normal headline with two words added to the end.

Oldest Person in US Dies at 49

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Everyone else just moved to other countries.

Dang You Got Two Boobs

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Mutated cow

Coronavirus Threatens to Shut Down Due to Coronavirus Concerns

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It hit itself in confusion!

Japan's Getting a Sequel!

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Japan 2: The Second one

Oh Boy I'm Getting a Sequel for Some Reason

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Japan

Heart Attacks Are Linked to Increase Risk of Heart Attacks

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In other news, autism linked to autism

Get Paid to Be Awful

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Landlords

Yes, You Are Pikachu

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Pokémon Mystery Dungeon

There Is a Banana

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Potassium

Jerry Stiller's Cause of Death: He Died

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My god, it makes so much sense now!

Would Human Extinction Be a Good Idea

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Yeah, I'd say so.

Watch a Nice Ass

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If you insist~

Oh, No, No, No. No, No, No, No, No.

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Whatever happened to
The boy that I one knew

Sorry, Wrong Person Stabbed

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Don't worry, it happens to the best of us.

Your Internal Organs Are Full of Surprises

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Diarrhea

I'm a Stupid Idiot

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So am I

Oh Great, Now I'm Dead

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Still my favorite smash 7 years later

I Think I Need a Big Gay Orgy

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I think we all do sometimes

People Get Offended by Scientific Discovery

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Evangelical christians

It's Been 1 Month Since 2016

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Still feels like only yesterday...

Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend

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They can't keep getting away with this!

Mom, Dad, I Have Experienced a Catastrophic Breakdown

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Have you tried not having catastrophic breakdowns?

Joe Biden Sucks

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Still wishing we got Bernie

Activision: We May, in Fact, Be Afraid of the MOON

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Can't sexually harass the moon

Faint Oink Heard Coming From Inside Chernobyl

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Pig's foot

Facebook Created by Pure Evil

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I'm pretty sure we all knew this.

Under 18 Years Old? You Cannot Use the Internet

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This is just a good mindset, saying as someone who used the internet since I was five.

How to Have Sex With Ghosts

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Would you fuck a ghost?

Heck yeah! Heck yeah!

Heck yeah! Heck yeah!

Here's How to Avoid Pants

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