Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

151	151 Vote	My Father Died Before He Died
557	557 Vote	Twitter Has Become "the Most Deadly Pathogen Known"
671	671 Vote	Homophobe in a Slow Cooker
182	182 Vote	Soccer Star's Leg Break So Gruesome Ref Bursts Into Flames 1	1
329	329 Vote	Crap, I Left the City in Ruins 2	2
126	126 Vote	Young Boy Dies After Sudden Cardiac Arrest, Age 74 1	1
148	148 Vote	Just Say No! No I Caaaaaan't!!! 1	1
171	171 Vote	We Can Never Trust Cats
72	72 Vote	The Man Who Taught Girlfriend's Pet Pug to Perform Abortions
274	274 Vote	Cat Won't Stand for Pledge of Allegiance
9	9 Vote	That's Not How You Boop a Nose
79	79 Vote	Ripping Babies Straight From the ATM, WTF!!
118	118 Vote	PUTIN Says Russia Would Be a Russian Asset 1	1
356	356 Vote	MOST Americans Are Garbage
256	256 Vote	Thousands of Children Born Alive
98	98 Vote	The T. Rex Like You So Much. Platonically
8	8 Vote	Anatomy of a Clown
239	239 Vote	"Peppa Pig" Accused of Sexual Misconduct
508	508 Vote	Time to Be Socialists
376	376 Vote	Science Might Be Illegal
260	260 Vote	Open YOUR EYES Until They Explode
645	645 Vote	It's Almost Impossible to Function in Modern Society 1	1
9	9 Vote	PLEASE Stop Pooping on These Games
247	247 Vote	I Will Piss on Your Teeth
98	98 Vote	President Trump Able to "Eat" Cancer Cells
9	9 Vote	The Squirrels That Are Sick and Tired of Tourists
504	504 Vote	You... You Have to Die
372	372 Vote	Congress Failed to Do the Thing
147	147 Vote	Teach Kids How to Cook Human Meat 2	2
401	401 Vote	Spider-Man: Into the Trash
359	359 Vote	Woo Hoo!! Time to Die, Humans!
1186	1186 Vote	Report: The U.S. Ends 2	2
531	531 Vote	Twitter Has Finally Made It Worse
326	326 Vote	Would Human Extinction Be a Good Idea 1	1
206	206 Vote	Every KISS BEGINS WITH an Xbox One X, or Nintendo Switch
471	471 Vote	Apparently Earth Is Going to Be Euthanized
382	382 Vote	Perhaps It's Time for Blood Rituals and Unspeakable Acts of Evil 3	3
319	319 Vote	Why So Many Penises
506	506 Vote	Your Ass Is Ass 3	3
407	407 Vote	Okay Listen. I Need a Nap 1	1

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