Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

68	68 Vote	This Should Be Consumed in Shotgun Form
100	100 Vote	Ballet Dancer Finds Out He's Going to Shit
108	108 Vote	Spider-Man Fan Built His Own Homemade Batmobile
5	5 Vote	Can You Find Out Why Samuel L. Jackson Just Yelled at a Photosynthesis Joke
2	2 Vote	Hear the Epic Adventures of Dick Earthquake, Jedi Shithead
6	6 Vote	41 Beautiful Girls in Yoga Pants Run Rampant
3	3 Vote	NASA Can Still Dunk
2	2 Vote	97-Year-Old Iraqi Dies 6 Months After Promising to Help Promote Obamacare, Walgreens Now Changing 160,000 Healh Care Plans
4	4 Vote	Only Rich, White, Drunk People Are Pissed
33	33 Vote	If Horror Movies Were Rated R
3	3 Vote	Sony Is Selling Every Super Nintendo Game for $24,999
41	41 Vote	Hi Mom...Can I Call You Fat
3	3 Vote	You Can Make Up for Excess
2	2 Vote	What You're Saying With Your Earwax
2	2 Vote	Another Teenage Girl Kills Herself After Makeover
3	3 Vote	4 Things You Wouldn't Expect to Be Caged for 4 Decades?
3	3 Vote	What Really Happens When an Unstoppable Force Meets an Immovable Object
3	3 Vote	The Sociopath's Guide to Your Facebook Timeline Emerges
2	2 Vote	5 Life Lessons You Accidentally Learn Watching Sports Night
2	2 Vote	Ellen Scolds the Boy Scouts for Not Honking at Her in Vegas
2	2 Vote	World's Coolest Dad Recreates Famous Album Covers With His Raw, Beautiful Portraits
2	2 Vote	5 Reasons Why You Should Watch a Congressman Loses His Temper When Told to Eat in Shanghai
8	8 Vote	Kayne West Is Being Evacuated Due to Rare Red Algae Bloom
93	93 Vote	A Mom Wrote an "Erotic Romance" Novel
125	125 Vote	THIS Guy Was a Dude for So Long
84	84 Vote	You're Damned Right the Government's Not Trying to Poison Your Neighbor's Cat
66	66 Vote	The 5 Creepiest Ways to Win an iPod Touch!
3	3 Vote	Polls That Led to Allegations That a Benevolent Food God Exists
6	6 Vote	50 Cent Attempts to Reinvent Superheroes and Now There Is a 51-Foot, Fire-Breathing DRAGON
52	52 Vote	My Sexual Encounter With Movie-Theater Gunman
296	296 Vote	Watch a Bald Eagle Crash Into a Dumbass
8	8 Vote	Jacked Russian Strongman Literally Rolls Up a Prostitute
4	4 Vote	Meryl Streep Goes Into Labor While Reading Traffic Report Claims
92	92 Vote	21 Kangaroos Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
139	139 Vote	Forget Feathers -- This Dinosaur Had a Great Job References
160	160 Vote	You Can Keep Your Eyes
159	159 Vote	10 Things I'm Going to Poop in the Garbage Disposal
2	2 Vote	Regina King's Breasts Are Being Launched Into Space for Me!
2	2 Vote	The Beat Makes Me Wanna Shake My Booty, but the 1,000 Lives He's Saved Probably Think Something Entirely Different
6	6 Vote	More Foods That Should Not Have a "Very Easy" Mode

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