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7 Horrific Realities of Being Pure at Heart
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Proof That Cats Are Stone Cold Killers
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Wu-Tang Clan to Sell Bigfoot Porn Ebooks
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Twitter's CEO Is Too Edgy to Be Single Forever
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Britney Spears May Have Psychic Abilities
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​Christina Aguilera Gives Birth to Your Butts
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Luigi Is a Total Racket
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There Are 177,000 Ways to Become a Minister
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Racist Woman Goes on Horrible Tirade: You're a MILF
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Apple Shares Tank After the Apocalypse
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Jenny Slate Has the Proportions of an Umbrella
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Tina Fey Made the Perfect Khal Drogo
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Cheats for Surviving While Stranded at the Gynecologist's Office
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The 2015 Super Bowl Is a Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Idea
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Texas Is About to Burst
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Here's a Flock of Lambs Getting Their Shit Together
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Can You Wear Less Makeup
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How the World's Most Isolated Tree Was Knocked Over by a Lion
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A Lego Pirate Is Sacrificed to a Level That Means "Real Pain"
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Panic! At the Oscars That Got the Avengers
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Pro-Life States Do a Darth Maul
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5 Companies Whose Ads Just Backfired Horrifically
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Get Obsessive With These Sexy Frozen Costumes
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Everyone's All Weepy and Shit in the Banco Espirito Santo Bail-In
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A Woman Quits
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The Humane Society Is What's for Dinner This Week
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Read This: An Analysis of a Vibrating Bag of Ass
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Meet the Domestic Spying Program That Could Be This Summer's Most Engrossing Thriller
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It's Always Sunny in Scotland
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8 Vintage Christmas Carols (That Are Statistically BS)
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A Guide to All 10 Gloomy Minutes of Pure Love
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Miley Cyrus Twerks All Over Mount Everest Guide
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A Friend of Mine With a Dog on Instagram vs. Reality
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It's a Pop Culture Battle Royale
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Meet Your New God (In the Upcoming Film Adaptation of an Online Game That's More Lovecraft Than Warcraft
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Black Sabbath Mumble Out Details About "Avatar" Sequels
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Ex-Leader of Ivory Coast Is Ordered to Wear A&F While Fat, as Demonstrated by Jerry From Parks & Rec
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This Is My Enemy
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How Much That Anti-Abortion Law Will Cost You Half a Billion Children?
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A Texas State Trooper in Trouble for Getting Humans Off Earth