Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

155	155 Vote	You Can Survive Being an Asshole
92	92 Vote	Oh, Look. It's a Joint
304	304 Vote	7 Movie Villains Who Probably Have Weird Dicks 1	1
229	229 Vote	These Babies Are Bullsh*t
176	176 Vote	Why You Should Definitely Sign Up for World Domination
125	125 Vote	REGRET Everything: I'm Bad at Being Healthy
86	86 Vote	11 Ways to Eat Wang-Shaped Food
157	157 Vote	Kanye West Has Absolutely No Clue
6	6 Vote	List: Nicknames I've Been Called by My Cousin, Who Owns Twelve VCRs
4	4 Vote	This Is a Threat
240	240 Vote	Psst! Can I Interest You in a Box
97	97 Vote	No Humans Are Allowed in Church, Right? Just Checkin
85	85 Vote	Thieves Stole a Llama and Took It Away
123	123 Vote	You Busted Your Ass All Week, Have Some Cake Mix
72	72 Vote	For Chrissakes, Don't Leave a Kid on Fire
99	99 Vote	5 Fish Clearly Designed by a Five-Year-Old
201	201 Vote	The Dark Knight Rises, but Not Fast Enough 1	1
114	114 Vote	Most Math Lectures Make Me Feel Powerless
89	89 Vote	Weed Is 114 Times Safer Than a Toilet Seat 1	1
190	190 Vote	Lady Gaga to Slither Her Way Across the Multiverse
168	168 Vote	Police Are Just Overgrown Children 1	1
146	146 Vote	Watch This Russian Farmer Order His Ducks to Get Hiiiiiiiiigh 1	1
306	306 Vote	Touching Tinder Proposal: Fuck Me Now or Die Tryin 1	1
107	107 Vote	Obama Is a Real Toddler With Crayons
68	68 Vote	A White Man Alert
2	2 Vote	Is Robert Redford Hiding a Shameful Secret Beneath His Sweater. Hint: It's Green
113	113 Vote	Can Babies Become Addicted to Puns
2	2 Vote	Pitchfork Nominated for GLAAD Award
226	226 Vote	Too Fat to Be Stopped
2	2 Vote	This Android's Muscles and Tendons Allow It to Pose Like Princess Leia? 4 Nerdy Novelists Find Out
74	74 Vote	What if You Shart in Your Dishwasher
76	76 Vote	Five Things Bing Does Better Than a Toilet Seat
104	104 Vote	Captain the Starship of Your Bullshit
9	9 Vote	Saturday Night Social: Happy Birthday, You Slut. Now Die
61	61 Vote	Everybody Poops, So Why Won't Governments?
359	359 Vote	You'll Never Guess What Percentage of American Children Are Super Annoying
141	141 Vote	Creative High Schooler Writes "YOLO" on His Leg 1	1
365	365 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space 5	5
52	52 Vote	Ridiculously Hot Dude in a Bookstore, Proves Bookstores Are Still Useful
146	146 Vote	God Help Me: I Watched Cartoons 1	1

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