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Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game
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You Must Watch Beyoncé Sing "Halo" With Her Own Ass
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Christina Hendricks to Star in Law & Order: Jedi Knights
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To Do: Go to Hell
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The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Crotch
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The Fart That Saved a Woman's Life
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Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy
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If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone
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Kate Middleton Giving Birth to Something, Hopefully a Person Who Just Won the Fucking Lottery
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This Is Not Designed to Harm Humans Yet
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I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music
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All Republicans Want to Fuck Me
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The Best Place to Live: Mom's Couch
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I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil
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The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms
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Look at My Fat Ass
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Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt
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Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend
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The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay
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The 24 Worst Parts of Your Penis
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Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay
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Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't
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In Defense of Selfies at Funerals
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There's So Much Ass
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If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend
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What It's Like to Read Interspecies Erotica
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Find Out What to Think
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Sex Workers Tweet Their Pregnancy Tests
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OK, Let's Make Some F***Ed-Up Robots
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Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk
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Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness
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Ice Cream, and My Balls
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Penis-Powered Game Gets Highly Unanticipated Sequel
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My Year as an African Lion
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Republicans Continue to Insist They're Legit
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Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech
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Check Out My New Favorite Rap Track About Menstrual Blood
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Today Sure Is Silly
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Atheists Are Like Terrorists, Except Without the Hassle
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Oh Great, Now I'm Dead