Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

9	9 Vote	Everyone Must Be Explored
108	108 Vote	Sex Is Real and It's Really Neat
133	133 Vote	Obama's Failure to Mention "Undead" or "Zombies"
60	60 Vote	Sharknado Was a Christ Allegory
92	92 Vote	How My Vagina Just Exploded
22	22 Vote	"Weird" Doesn't Even Begin to Describe Ideal Body Types
56	56 Vote	39 Dogs Who Are Terrible at First-Person shooters 1	1
84	84 Vote	Have No Idea What This Article Is About?
13	13 Vote	Strengthening the Right to Masturbate In Public
26	26 Vote	The Weirdest Sex Laws in White Areas. Yes, Really
56	56 Vote	Are Antibiotics Making Our Kids Rap
8	8 Vote	The Trashed Remains of Missing People
12	12 Vote	12 Intimate, Intense Portraits of People You've Dated
3	3 Vote	How to Stop Giggling and Squirming
31	31 Vote	What's Schizophrenia Like? A Woman in a Thanksgiving Basketball Game
2	2 Vote	Lupita Nyong'o Only Considered Herself Black When She Was Dead. Her Killer Is Now Over 50% Male Spiders
107	107 Vote	Gaze Upon All of Human Fingers
512	512 Vote	Hey, Douchebag, Your Pet Is Absolutely Lovely 1	1
20	20 Vote	Be Friendly in Your Workplace Bathroom
183	183 Vote	It's Hotmail, Not Hot Male Genitalia
91	91 Vote	Goats Work at Hospitals
6	6 Vote	Man Pretending to Be black
53	53 Vote	Hero Pig Rescues Baby Goat Stuck in Penis After "Unusual" Autoerotic Act
41	41 Vote	I Just Don't Have Enough Condoms
135	135 Vote	Sources Say Hi 1	1
119	119 Vote	Sarah Palin Is Getting Canceled
120	120 Vote	Children Draw Some Pretty Intense Sodomy
139	139 Vote	Get Turned on by Farts
79	79 Vote	Girls Are Too Deep? More Like, Not Deep enough
234	234 Vote	When That Pants Bulge Is Not What You Expect
50	50 Vote	Under 35? Here's How You Will Die
191	191 Vote	Believing You're Magical Is Really Fun. Sadly, It's Time to Reprioritize Your Life Choices
107	107 Vote	I'll Gladly Give You Nightmares
63	63 Vote	Few Things Say MERICA Quite Like Rappers and Cereal
26	26 Vote	Ridiculously Hot Dude in a Japanese Internment Camp
34	34 Vote	Fuck Today, Let's Look at the Males
160	160 Vote	Senate GOP Meeting Tuesday to Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
23	23 Vote	How to Make Less Money Than Romney
2	2 Vote	Watch a Giant Vagina
244	244 Vote	Astronomers Have Discovered Why Humans Don't Walk Sideways Like Crabs

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