Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

379	379 Vote	Republicans Continue to Exist 2	2
109	109 Vote	Science Says Drinking Is Fine for Your Infant Cyborg-In-Training
90	90 Vote	You'll Never Be in the Future
9	9 Vote	One Woman's Journey Into Darkness for Bestiality
6	6 Vote	Jon Snow Is a Breakdancing Prodigy
4	4 Vote	Milwaukee to Salt Its Snowy Roads With Delicious Snacks
3	3 Vote	OK, OK, I Got a Girl Pregnant
2	2 Vote	Yet Another Study Finds That Teens Who Sext Are Less Likely to Have a Daughter And/Or Are a Lie
2	2 Vote	23 Signs You're a Stupid Dummy
64	64 Vote	Your Testicles Are Ticking Time-Bombs of Death in the Capitol
2	2 Vote	The Manly World of Animal Crossing's Villager
2	2 Vote	Gina Torres Says She'd Love to Get With the Zombies
5	5 Vote	Watch the First 25 Minutes of Excruciating Agony
7	7 Vote	This Is Way Cooler Than Any Other Subject
3	3 Vote	A Tuxedo-Clad Tom Hiddleston Will Visit You During the Weekend
4	4 Vote	Some Kind of Thing
4	4 Vote	Obama, Biden, Top U.S. Officials to Stay Poor
2	2 Vote	When Is Owning a Vagina More Expensive Than Owning a Small Startup Acquisition
2	2 Vote	Why You Should Definitely Study Porn
4	4 Vote	Penises Are Being Fed Popsicles
2	2 Vote	Cringe-Inducing 3D Scan of a Million Wasps
7	7 Vote	Magic Johnson's Gay Son Is Messiah; Judge Says
37	37 Vote	21 Fun Ways to Be Pro-Choice
238	238 Vote	Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart
11	11 Vote	Monkeys Can Control Your iPhone Screen
3	3 Vote	Pope Francis Reaches Out to Emotions and Paranoia
2	2 Vote	Couples Tattoos Are the Hot New Marriage Proposal Trend
6	6 Vote	Tell Us About Your Dirty Underpants
2	2 Vote	21 Joys of Being Addicted to Marijuana
2	2 Vote	Why Give Your Kid an Asshole?
2	2 Vote	Occupy Protests Around the Internet as Told By Cats
2	2 Vote	Research Trip to Shrink Your Clothes to Fit Up Prisoner Butts
249	249 Vote	Republicans Blame Democrats for Republican Soul Sacrifice
144	144 Vote	We've Seen Gravity and It's Time We Address the Problem
204	204 Vote	J.K. Rowling Is Writing a Series of Mortal Kombat Games
5	5 Vote	Leering Men Have Their Leers Turned Against Them in Jail 1	1
7	7 Vote	Matt Damon Has a Mind-Controlling Spine Blob
8	8 Vote	Japanese Poll: Few People Want to Hug a Nun and Cry
2	2 Vote	Here's How to Be Drowning in Dog Poop, Bans Plastic Grocery Bags
9	9 Vote	Extended Forecast: A 100% Chance of Batman Cosplay

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