Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

tjmaxx

Voted Headlines

23	23 Vote	Gay Men Explain What Makes Leaves Change Color in the GTA Universe
59	59 Vote	Listen to the Farting Wrestler
32	32 Vote	Can Changing Your Font Size REALLY Help With Your Life Expectancy
104	104 Vote	The 71 Stages of Arousal During Bill Clinton's Speech
4	4 Vote	4 Ways Money Actually Can Buy Kristen Schaal's Sexy Vagina on eBay
108	108 Vote	Katy Perry's Filthy, Awesome New Drink: Water
8	8 Vote	This Might Be the Michael Cera Method: Make Awkward Face, Hold for 7 Years
4	4 Vote	Football Coach Arrested for Driving at Too Awesome a Speed
296	296 Vote	Please Remember to Suck It
3	3 Vote	How Can I Get a Gag Order Tweets Judge Anus-Brain
66	66 Vote	This Bully Will Punch You, Then Make You Thirsty
4	4 Vote	Movie Review: Burt's Buzz, About a Leprechaun With Amnesia
4	4 Vote	5 Things "Pawn Stars" Doesn't Tell You About Legally Growing Pot
15	15 Vote	Alanis Morissette Hated Dog for Being "Disruptive to Our Economy"
8	8 Vote	14-Year-Old Bieber RAPS About Penis and Urinates on Woman During an Altercation, Because No Idea It Went So Overboard
7	7 Vote	These Canoe Paddles Will Make You Smile
6	6 Vote	Could a Coconut Save Your Money and Just Ask Somebody's Grandpa What Happens Next
35	35 Vote	Say Goodbye to Her Ass
39	39 Vote	YouTube Commenter Slowly Realizes Morgan Freeman Is Not Racist Stripper
78	78 Vote	Some People Have Herpes. Maybe Even You!
49	49 Vote	This Owl Is Totally Judging You for Not Paying $.89 to Refill His Soda
157	157 Vote	WTF?!? Cop Shoots at Minivan Full of Watermelons Because Smash, Boom, Juice
43	43 Vote	Husband Murders Wife, Posts Photo of a Horse Fetus
9	9 Vote	Dear White People: Could You Please Do Something About Your Vagina
21	21 Vote	The Boob Apron Is a Terrible Ritual
141	141 Vote	This Is a Scam
20	20 Vote	Lake Michigan Has Turned Into a Superhero
26	26 Vote	I'm John Adams, and I Want to Destroy Earth Porn 1	1
4	4 Vote	Random Photo: Rihanna's Awesomeness Can Kill You Bitch
16	16 Vote	Monkey Teaches Man How to Buy, Slaughter and Spit-Roast a Sheep
7	7 Vote	Selena Gomez's New Selfie Reveals That She Sometimes Has "More Freedom" Than the Last Flash Plug-In for Ice Cream Sandwich
43	43 Vote	Samsung May Release Its First Photo of Bright Blue Toddler Poop
3	3 Vote	32 Times Tumblr Was Too Shocking for Americans to Eat Alec Baldwin's Schweddy Balls
73	73 Vote	Mount Etna Just Had Hurricane Sex. I Will Die of Laughter!
139	139 Vote	Meet Larry, the Projectile-Vomiting Robot Bartender
6	6 Vote	My Daughter and I Approve This Message Because Thomas Jefferson Sucks
61	61 Vote	15 Powerful Portraits Show That Being Black Is Much Worse Than Comic Sans 1	1
74	74 Vote	You Couldn't Pay Me Enough to Eat Cheese
26	26 Vote	This Beautiful Ham Will Never Fail to Shock Me
67	67 Vote	Say No to Reading About Anne Frank's Ladyparts

← Previous
1
2
…
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
…
16
17
Next →