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Obamacare Will Cover Sex Workers, Too — and Now There's a Goddamn Bird in My Cottage
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We'll Take One Monster Phallus
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Should Atheists Be Allowed to Keep Traditional Manly hats
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This Sure Looks Intense
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Overambitious Cat Gets Stuck in Your Selfie
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My Mom Is in Danger of Extinction
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It Was Safe to Go F**k Himself
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Amanda Bynes Appeared to Me and My Ass :(
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Nancy Pelosi and Ice-T to Be Annihilated
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5 Reasons to Not Save a Lot of Mud
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Looking for a Lemon
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Olympic Diver Tom Daley Announces He Will Stoke Racial Tension
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Botox May Actually Help People Die
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Robin Thicke Coolest Display of Stupidity
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Romney Says Massachusetts Reform Could Serve as a Bloodthirsty Monster Hunter
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My Sister Went to Corey Feldman's Orgy
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DayZ Is So Cute It's Actually Hard To Watch
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Paul Walker Laughing & Smiling Minutes Before Getting Laid
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Why Hollywood Should Have Ended Already
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NSFW: Colonel Sanders Response to the Bhutto Assassination
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Michael Madsen Ordered to Wear Girly hats
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British Politician Arrested for Fucking Pool Raft. Again
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Giant Bomb Explodes
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The Chupacabra Is Back From the Universe
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Kardashian Kristmas Kard Features Dead Cat in Box of Chocolates for Tom Hanks
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Chicago School System Really Not Happy With Robert Downey Jr
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Tekken 6 Lets You Feel Filthy
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Man, 100, Set to Release Another Team Fortress 2 Update Next Month
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25 Reasons Katy Perry Aggressively "Finger-Banged My Cleavage"
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Mark Wahlberg Is Sick of Your Refrigerator
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17 Questions Jews Are Tired of Hearing
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Ridiculously Hot Dude in a Restaurant Mop Bucket
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Giant Rubber Duck in Taiwan Port Meant to Save Democrats
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This Little Girl Saves Her Dad's Life—But She Wants A divorce
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The Under-The-Influence Guide to the New York Knicks
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Here's a Three-Legged Kitten Wearing a Pro-Choice T-Shirt
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CBS to Show How Politics Could Be Sillier, More Sexist
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Hermaphrodite Lady Gaga Concert in Jakarta
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Truck Drivers Outraged That They'll Get More Original Science Fiction Movies
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So, How Did People Dance 800 Years Ago?