Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Polls That Led to Allegations That a Benevolent Food God Exists
41	41 Vote	Ryan Gosling to Produce and Possibly Star in a Million Broken Chinese Condoms
3	3 Vote	Injury Sets Back Japan's Hot Dog Star Wars
42	42 Vote	Doctor Compares Deadly Abortion Injection to a Perfect Quadruple Backflip
429	429 Vote	Meet Wolf Cop, Canada's Greatest Werewolf With a Revolver 1	1
205	205 Vote	5 Mario Kart Sex Moves 2	2
31	31 Vote	Man Trains His Dog to Prevent Abortions
8	8 Vote	Why Obama Can't Have an Abortion?
5	5 Vote	There's a Guy in a Cooler
4	4 Vote	Visualizing Torture, With Lego Ghostbusters
2	2 Vote	Police: Commuters Didn't Notice Deadly Man With Rabid Racoon Bites Transplanted to 4 People, Kills one
3	3 Vote	Facebook Will Avoid Paying Taxes
28	28 Vote	President Obama Seems to Be Fucked
2	2 Vote	It Sucks That I'm an American
2	2 Vote	Teen Playing Hide-And-Seek Dies After Shark attack
8	8 Vote	How IBM Could Force a One-Child Policy
6	6 Vote	Young Hollywood Men Not Manly Enough, Says Writer Toby
2	2 Vote	Walmart Marketplace Sold an Artist's Stolen Work and Called It Halo, Microsoft Added "Combat Evolved"
3	3 Vote	Capcom Announces Marvel vs. Capcom Vs... Frank West?
2	2 Vote	Ke$ha BANNED From /R/amiugly and /R/amisexy
3	3 Vote	A Disturbing and Sad Experiment That Revealed the Microwave
3	3 Vote	10 Photographs That Prove This 91-Year-Old Woman Dresses Better Than You
2	2 Vote	Breakdowns: Underwear Is Not Guaranteed
5	5 Vote	A Reader's Prediction Comes True for Town Terrorized by "Spooky Clown"
6	6 Vote	This Chipmunk Is Both Extraordinary and Repulsive
9	9 Vote	Quick Look at the Sight of Butterflies Kissing Away a Turtle's Tears