Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

79	79 Vote	Winter Is Coming, and So Is My Boyfriend?
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
400	400 Vote	I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music 2	2
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
610	610 Vote	Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See 2	2
582	582 Vote	Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt 2	2
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1
428	428 Vote	When Did "The United States" Become a Thing 1	1
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
268	268 Vote	GRAPHIC Disturbing, 78-Second Video Surfaces Claiming to Be One of Microsoft's Best E3 Conferences 2	2
342	342 Vote	Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't 1	1
507	507 Vote	Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You 2	2
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
299	299 Vote	How to Make Black Friends 1	1
232	232 Vote	Blizzard Lays Off Thousands, Builds Huge Prison 1	1
638	638 Vote	Oh God, This Fucking Pencil 2	2
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
448	448 Vote	Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness 2	2
450	450 Vote	69 Things More Erotic Than the President 3	3
540	540 Vote	Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech 2	2
757	757 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
862	862 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 4	4
494	494 Vote	Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool 2	2
351	351 Vote	Why Don't We Start Treating Guns More Like Bananas? 3	3
734	734 Vote	Oh Great, Now I'm Dead 2	2
1102	1102 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 3	3
729	729 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
1140	1140 Vote	Bitcoins Can Now Legally Marry 5	5
610	610 Vote	Dating Tips From a North Korean Prison CAMP 3	3
1196	1196 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues 3	3
1051	1051 Vote	When I Stopped Eating for 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds 5	5
666	666 Vote	Official List of Lists 4	4

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