Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

166	166 Vote	Biden Crunches the Numbers, Calculates That 20,000 Lbs. Of Fentanyl Is Enough to Kill Him
2	2 Vote	Philly DA Krasner Insists His Crime Policies Are "Killing People"
94	94 Vote	Biden's Coronavirus Adviser Says the Word "Glass" While Looking Out of the Window
46	46 Vote	This Raccoon's Reaction to a Massive Erection
190	190 Vote	Joe Rogan Is, and Has Always Been a Turd
149	149 Vote	Beekeeper Rescues Bees With Her Long Tongue
107	107 Vote	Girl Hilariously Falls Off Antarctica
84	84 Vote	Pope Francis Warns Nations Not to Fire Scantily-Clad Female Cheerleaders 1	1
67	67 Vote	Biden Is mentally Incapable of Saying "Purple Burglar Alarm"
2	2 Vote	Feds Fund Mental Health Fraud
3	3 Vote	Don't Wash Your Butthole With Soap
2	2 Vote	The Morning After: Finally, a Laundry Detergent for Space Jam
69	69 Vote	Read This Before You Die
211	211 Vote	Denmark Says Greenland Is a BITCH
97	97 Vote	Boy, 6, Opens Lemonade Stand to Raise $108 Billion 1	1
80	80 Vote	6-Year-Old YOUTUBE Star Grant Thompson Dies at 96
51	51 Vote	Trump Insists He Is Being Eyed for Spider-Woman 2	2
603	603 Vote	Netflix Deletes Suicide Scene From "Toy Story 4" 2	2
74	74 Vote	Adorable Puppy Attacks Himself in Suspected Murder-Suicide
348	348 Vote	Not Sure What to Do With My Penis
270	270 Vote	Mom Punched Son for Overcoming Disability
85	85 Vote	The Swedes Know a Thing or Two About Giraffes
107	107 Vote	New York Yankees Fan Delighted His Team Absolutely Sucks
149	149 Vote	I Know Nothing About Nukes, but Trump's Using It to Brighten the Lives of Thousands of Children in War Zones 1	1
260	260 Vote	Open YOUR EYES Until They Explode
122	122 Vote	Nancy Pelosi: I'm Very Excited About Ball Pits
247	247 Vote	I Will Piss on Your Teeth
108	108 Vote	Woolly Mammoth DNA Found in Rectum 1	1
434	434 Vote	Kids Pull the Plug on Brain-Dead Dad—Then He Says 6 Words That Today's Gamers Won't Understand
2	2 Vote	Bili the Chimp Horifically Beaten by Justin Bieber?!?
169	169 Vote	Trump Served a Live Cat as His Last Meal
183	183 Vote	Police Have Video of a Clown
56	56 Vote	Suspected Iranian Migrants Found on Asteroid
39	39 Vote	Virginia Teacher Fired for Refusing to Wax His Male Genitalia
111	111 Vote	Whitey Bulger, Boston Mobster and Informant, Is Dead Wrong About Anime
3	3 Vote	Did You SEE It?
7	7 Vote	Steven Seagal Walks Out of Space Station
126	126 Vote	Murdered Body Found in Starbucks Coffee
300	300 Vote	Man Stabbed to Death by Suicide Prevention 4	4
411	411 Vote	"Doctor Who" Showrunner Insisted New Doctor Be a Big-Time Female Weed Trafficker

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