Headline Smasher

Count Dankula is at it again.

Hello there.

The Shame!

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The Shame!

Tell that to all the Redshirts.

Are you a fish?

Probably Trump.

What could possibly go wrong?

Is that you, Microsoft?

You see someone drowning. Do you
A. Try to help them?
Or
B. Write a headline?

BvS? SS? WW? JL?

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

I surender!

I'd like a Star Salad please.

Since when?

This sounds like something he would actually say.

Wow, there really is a how-to guide for everything.

I didn't realize that he was so old.

SHOTS FIRED!!

Cats rule the internet.
Internet rules the world.

Every essay I've ever written at the last minute.

YODA!? I didn't know you were on 9gag!

I saved; what's the condition?

19? That sounds like serious PUNishment.

I don't tell you how to live your life!

http://www.blackle.com

That's a long movie.

Me too.

…What? It asked me to save it.

You are what you eat.

It's probably because they "announced tons of issues".

Good; I haven't screamed at dinosaurs in a long time.

Thanks Grinch.

Was it the butler?

I don't always talk a meme, but when I do

It's a good meme.

Not the Spanish Inquisition.

Were all the other things Batman faced not real? Are you saying they were just Alfred trying to make Bruce feel good about himself?

What did South Dakota ever do to you? Probably not anything that would justify something so horrible.

I'm pretty sure Bruce Wayne is one of those celebrities.